Richard quotes from Keeping Up Appearances

Richard

I'll be up there, looking for icebergs and growing a beard.

Richard

I believe I could get used to this; going places and not having to drive. (to himself) Not that I ever do drive. I just steer and follow instructions.

Richard

What does he want?

Hyacinth

I don't know that he wants anything, dear. He's just ringing his Mummy to wish her all the best for...(to Sheridan) You need a cheque for how much, dear?

Richard

I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking.

Hyacinth

I will not have you not thinking in front of the neighbours, Richard!

Richard

Do you know which way he's gone?

Hyacinth

To France! Go to the roundabout and head for France!

Hyacinth

Richard! I've been offered a job at Frosticles!

Richard

Take it, Hyacinth! Please!

Hyacinth

I couldn't do that, dear. You'd be so bored at home without me.

Richard

What's wrong now?

Hyacinth

You don't look like someone on business. You look like someone who's gone to fetch a Daddy from a police station.

Richard

Bye!

(mischievously) His car won't start!

Hyacinth

When you have to choose between Angel Gabriel Blue and Lucifer Grey, you need the spiritual advice.

Richard

Oh, I see.

Hyacinth

I had to have the Vicar's confirmation that this is Angel Gabriel blue.

Hyacinth

(drunk) Don't turn left, Richard. Strrraight on!

Richard

Why?

Hyacinth

I want to take a little gift to Daddy: a bottle of the Dowager Lady Ursula's gomemade wooseberry hine.

Richard

Hyacinth, stop that at once and GET INTO THE CAR!

Well done, sir! In wartime, you'd have got a medal for courage like that.

Hyacinth

You have one last task to perform.

Richard

What's that?

Hyacinth

To go back into Number 24a.

Richard

Why, for goodness' sake?

Hyacinth

To get Daddy out!