A character in Kappa Mikey
Voiced by Sean Schemmel
Kappa Mikey · 116 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Kappa Mikey: in 50 of its 116 quotes
Most scenes with: Guano (20), Mikey Simon (18), Lily (17)
There's no way you two taught that bird to fly.
What are you even doing here?
[chuckles] Mocking you.
GonardDon't listen to 'em Reggie, you'll show 'em. You'll show 'em all! [serious tone] especially Mitsuki.
What!?
This Oni mask is our most precious artifact, it's over 6,000 years old.
GonardIt has a very special purpose.
[Lily pulls down on one of the mask's horns, a drink dispenses from the mask's nostrils]
Woah!
[Werepuff kidnaps Lily]
What was that?
GonardOh yeah. In a part, he mentioned that he really dug on Lily.
Oh. They always go for the blonde.
Mitsuki, help!
I'm coming Mikey!
Wow, [Dadzuki lifts him up] you're hands are strong and hairy. Thanks, Mitsuki, you're a lifesaver.
Not so fast! You see, I'm not Mitsuki at all.
Huh?
Huh?
Yes, it is I Dadzuki, the father of Mitsuki.
[Mikey, Gonard, Guano, and Lily gasps]
It's finished, Mikey. Forked over.
Sorry. The shoes must go.
G-G-G-Guano, Gonard, Mitsuki! Y-Y-You got my back, right?
What gonna I do, Mikey? [whispers] Ozu waits is watching it.
WHAT?? Guano, you're just...a coward! [Guano feels sad] And Gonard, you got...cold cuts for brains!
Gonard[happily] Why thank you.
And YOU!...Whatever your name is. Thanks for nothing! [Mitsuki crying]
Mikey, you're overreacting.
How do you know, bomb-brain?
I showed you overreacting. I quitting the show and leaving you guys FOREVER! [All gasps] Who needs a bunch of close friends when you've got a pair of old sneakers? [Mikey leaving apartment]
But Mikey. The storm!
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