Orion quotes from Justice League Unlimited

Oh right, uh, cause it's Flash Appreciation Day. Yeah, it'll be great. I understand if everybody's too busy to come, no biggie. My mom's gonna be there. Let's see, my uncle's flying in. Be great if one of the original seven made it. I mean, okay, yeah, it's the Flash Museum, but to me, the whole League deserves the honor, all of us, like I said no biggie... [sighs sorrowfully]

What time?

Six o'clock. [realizes] Nooooo... You're really coming?! Awesome! You're a stand up guy, Bats! Don't ever let them call you a crazed loner. [leaves]

Orion

[to Batman] I can't believe you let that buffoon manipulate you. You'd never catch me at one of those museum openings. [Batman glares at him] ...It's not black tie, is it?

For his charitable work with the city's underprivileged, his bravery during the Thanagarian crisis, and most of all, for his great help reducing crime in Central City, I proclaim this Flash Appreciation Day!

Thanks, Mayor. Thanks, folks. Wow. You've all been so great to me over the years. It really gets to me, you know? Hope I always make you guys proud. Um, that's all. How's it going? Nice slacks. Thanks. Hey, Mrs. Green. I didn't forget about painting your fence Saturday. Once I get started, it won't take very long. Tom, are we still on for mini-golf Sunday? Oh, don't jump. Mover rings! Clear the area! That should do it. Duh.

Captain Boomerang

Good day, mate. Captain Boomerang here. Seems the Mirror Master wasn't up to the task. Now it's my shot. I'm going to kill you, Ugly Flash, and I want you to see it coming.

[To Captain Boomerang] I swear, when I get outta this, I'm gonna find you and hurl all over you!

Captain Boomerang

Touch of dizziness. You might find it useful to fix on one point on the horizon. For instance, that mountain you're set to crash into.

Orion

Flash?

Hey, guys.

Orion

You're tied to a very large boomerang.

Yeah? What are you guys doing here? The thing isn't for another hour.

Orion

Someone means to kill you.

You don't say.

Waller told me that Boomerang left Task Force X. So I did some checking. Three other super-criminals from Central City are off the radar.

Hey, Mirror Master took a shot at me too.

Here's what we're going to do.

Listen, I need to go home and change before the opening tonight.

We're coming with you.

You really don't have to.

We're coming. With you.

[Sighs] Okay! You guys are so slow!

All clear on my end. And I've removed every mirrored surface in the entire museum.

Orion

To enter the building, they'd have to come through us. They'd be stupid to try. [about Flash] Central City builds statues to this fool who makes bad jokes. Who concerns himself with pitiful men like the Trickster. I don't understand.

No, you don't.

Flash, hi. Over here. Evening news.

Uh-huh.

I'm going live again in about 50 seconds. Can I get a few words from you then?

Huh? Uh, oh, sure.

Super. And, uh, here. Oh, uh, thanks.

Thirty seconds, Linda.

Okay, let me touch up.

Mirror Master

Shh. Now!

Captain Boomerang

Thanks, miss.

Captain Cold

We'll take it from here.

Mirror Master

If we aren't taking turns, let's at least see who hurts him the worst.

Better you than me. Oh, Boomer. Not the Turtle Man display.

Captain Boomerang

Argh! Hey, been lookin' for that.

You are so cleaning this place up.

Mirror Master

Make me. Or rather, find me.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

Mirror Master

Ugh!

There you are.

Time out, time out.

Hang on, lady.

Oof! Ugh! I've never seen so many stars. Are we dead?

Those aren't stars. They're millions and millions of mirrors. We're trapped in another dimension. You mind if I carry you?

Please. Did it work?

Kinda. We know that isn't the mirror that takes us out of here.

We have to try them one at a time? That could take years, even for you.

Captain Cold

Where'd he go?

Mirror Master

He's gone. Lost forever in a mirror. Time to seek the nearest exit.

Captain Cold

That's it? I was all set to crack some bones.

Orion

Then brace yourself!

Captain Cold

Let's make sure this one don't get up again.

Mirror Master

Missed me.

Flash, look.

Captain Boomerang

This'll make my rep forever.

Captain Cold

Argh!

Mirror Master

Gentlemen. Are you sure that's all of the pieces? I demand a full accounting. Where's my lawyer? I know my rights, you obscene caricature of a civil servant!

So don't worry, we took care of the bad guys, and everything's okay now.

Flash, what about the new museum? It got destroyed in the battle, and it was our biggest shrine to you. And you're our greatest hero, our greatest hope.

Well, at least I got to be on TV. And you know how much I like that.

Orion

Now I understand. You play the fool to hide a warrior's pain.

Dude. Bad guys went down, and no one got hurt. You know what I call that? A really good day.