All clear on my end. And I've removed every mirrored surface in the entire museum.
To enter the building, they'd have to come through us. They'd be stupid to try. [about Flash] Central City builds statues to this fool who makes bad jokes. Who concerns himself with pitiful men like the Trickster. I don't understand.
No, you don't.
Flash, hi. Over here. Evening news.
Uh-huh.
I'm going live again in about 50 seconds. Can I get a few words from you then?
Huh? Uh, oh, sure.
Super. And, uh, here. Oh, uh, thanks.
Thirty seconds, Linda.
Okay, let me touch up.
Shh. Now!
Thanks, miss.
We'll take it from here.
If we aren't taking turns, let's at least see who hurts him the worst.
Better you than me. Oh, Boomer. Not the Turtle Man display.
Argh! Hey, been lookin' for that.
You are so cleaning this place up.
Make me. Or rather, find me.
Nope. Nope. Nope.
Ugh!
There you are.
Time out, time out.
Hang on, lady.
Oof! Ugh! I've never seen so many stars. Are we dead?
Those aren't stars. They're millions and millions of mirrors. We're trapped in another dimension. You mind if I carry you?
Please. Did it work?
Kinda. We know that isn't the mirror that takes us out of here.
We have to try them one at a time? That could take years, even for you.
Where'd he go?
He's gone. Lost forever in a mirror. Time to seek the nearest exit.
That's it? I was all set to crack some bones.
Then brace yourself!
Let's make sure this one don't get up again.
Missed me.
Flash, look.
This'll make my rep forever.
Argh!
Gentlemen. Are you sure that's all of the pieces? I demand a full accounting. Where's my lawyer? I know my rights, you obscene caricature of a civil servant!
So don't worry, we took care of the bad guys, and everything's okay now.
Flash, what about the new museum? It got destroyed in the battle, and it was our biggest shrine to you. And you're our greatest hero, our greatest hope.
Well, at least I got to be on TV. And you know how much I like that.
Now I understand. You play the fool to hide a warrior's pain.
Dude. Bad guys went down, and no one got hurt. You know what I call that? A really good day.
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