Mirror Master quotes from Justice League Unlimited

Captain Boomerang

Well, at least he didn't make me eat my own laser kaleidoscope--

Mirror Master

That's a humor! A complete exaggeration. And anyway, it was a laser pistol.

Captain Cold

It's like that time I stole an entire train while it was moving. The way people tell it, you'd think the Flash shoved my cold gun--

Mirror Master

So, we're the hardest men in town-

[clears throat] What'll it be, boys?

Captain Boomerang

Arnold Palmer.

Cherry cola!

Mirror Master

Decaf soy latte.

Captain Cold

Milk. [the others stare at him; sheepishly] My ulcer's been acting up.

Mirror Master!

Mirror Master

You’re quick as ever.

Yeah? Well, you’re... you’re not really all there!

Mirror Master

Oh, nice try. If you'd had another minute you’d probably think of a decent comeback. [the disco ball starts firing random lasers at Flash, who evades] Sadly you don't have the time. [one of the blasts takes Flash down] In another minute you'll be dead!

All clear on my end. And I've removed every mirrored surface in the entire museum.

Orion

To enter the building, they'd have to come through us. They'd be stupid to try. [about Flash] Central City builds statues to this fool who makes bad jokes. Who concerns himself with pitiful men like the Trickster. I don't understand.

No, you don't.

Flash, hi. Over here. Evening news.

Uh-huh.

I'm going live again in about 50 seconds. Can I get a few words from you then?

Huh? Uh, oh, sure.

Super. And, uh, here. Oh, uh, thanks.

Thirty seconds, Linda.

Okay, let me touch up.

Mirror Master

Shh. Now!

Captain Boomerang

Thanks, miss.

Captain Cold

We'll take it from here.

Mirror Master

If we aren't taking turns, let's at least see who hurts him the worst.

Better you than me. Oh, Boomer. Not the Turtle Man display.

Captain Boomerang

Argh! Hey, been lookin' for that.

You are so cleaning this place up.

Mirror Master

Make me. Or rather, find me.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

Mirror Master

Ugh!

There you are.

Time out, time out.

Hang on, lady.

Oof! Ugh! I've never seen so many stars. Are we dead?

Those aren't stars. They're millions and millions of mirrors. We're trapped in another dimension. You mind if I carry you?

Please. Did it work?

Kinda. We know that isn't the mirror that takes us out of here.

We have to try them one at a time? That could take years, even for you.

Captain Cold

Where'd he go?

Mirror Master

He's gone. Lost forever in a mirror. Time to seek the nearest exit.

Captain Cold

That's it? I was all set to crack some bones.

Orion

Then brace yourself!

Captain Cold

Let's make sure this one don't get up again.

Mirror Master

Missed me.

Flash, look.

Captain Boomerang

This'll make my rep forever.

Captain Cold

Argh!

Mirror Master

Gentlemen. Are you sure that's all of the pieces? I demand a full accounting. Where's my lawyer? I know my rights, you obscene caricature of a civil servant!

So don't worry, we took care of the bad guys, and everything's okay now.

Flash, what about the new museum? It got destroyed in the battle, and it was our biggest shrine to you. And you're our greatest hero, our greatest hope.

Well, at least I got to be on TV. And you know how much I like that.

Orion

Now I understand. You play the fool to hide a warrior's pain.

Dude. Bad guys went down, and no one got hurt. You know what I call that? A really good day.