I've seen you rant. You can't unring that bell.
Would you like a list of things I've seen you do?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
When they get to Andrew Lloyd Webber, I quit.
Richard (to Maxine): I made my own way in this world.
The hell you did. Daddy sent you to medical school. By the time it was my turn, there was nothing left.
You went to college.
I worked three jobs. I didn't pay off those loans till 1967. You were his hope, I was his after-thought. My God Richard. I don't want to go over this again.
None of this is justification for keeping me from my son.
Edward was dead at 55.
Richard (about Kyle): He's my son, Maxine!
He's an adult. No one forced his hand. You're making things worse.
I've been reading Robin Hood to Ned.
Steal from the rich and give to the poor? You're the quasi-communist, Peter.
I have a good memory.
Your blessing and your curse.
It's always been a fine line.
(regarding Kyle) Teaching him the fine art of holding a grudge are we?
No, the lost art of learning from the past, you know the whole doomed to repeat it thing?
AAndrea
(to Bruce) I guess it is true that it takes a village or at least an English nanny to raise a child.
Maxine, pack up your troubles. Donna's potatoes are here.
Amy, you seem to be alright after walking in on your father and me.
That never happened.
Then perhaps denial will work as well for Lauren as it has for you.
She looks up to you, you know.
EEric
Big deal. She's 4 feet tall.
Eric's going to teach me how to spam dunk!
EEric
Slam dunk. Basketball, not lunch.
And you're way hotter than Charlayne, too.
Way hotter.
CCharlayne
Eric. Now would this be the junkie or the street hustler?
[When Amy tells Maxine to quit smoking]
MMaxime
You want to open this door Amy?
Yeah.
MMaxime
You exist on 9 cups of coffee a day. You eat powdered sugar for breakfast. You drink like a European. And you have sex with people you don't care about.
How do you intend to convince him?
I'm going to flirt with him. Oh, come on. You can't tell me you've never tried it.
How do you think I passed organic chemistry?
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