So is he coming for the refugees or the furniture.
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Or you. He hasn't decided yet.
And look, what do we have here? Its an expensive ceramic replica of a Tang dynasty dragon. Dozens of young children sacrificed an elementary education to work in factories so that you could enjoy the beauty and magnificence of my ancient culture. And yet, it leaves you cold?
Our family is a disaster.
JJenifer
What do you expect? Our parents killed themselves in a murder-suicide pact.
... that was the worst Christmas ever...
Crotches and hot coffee only mean one thing to me. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Ho's, blow and insane stunt bonuses.
BBree
Hot coffee
Hot coffee
KKaitlin
What are you guys talking about?
Kaitlin, hot coffee is a euphemism for sex. It was a secret mini-game coded into the video game. Players with the right downloaded mod could have up to six girlfriend and basically plow the daylights out of them between crime sprees. And yes, fellatio was involved.
Churly's hasn't given anything since their ill-fated 1992 drive-thru coffee giveaway. It came to a sudden end when a woman scorched her crotch with piping hot coffee.
If you could have one superpower, which one would you have? Ethan?
Mind reading
BBree
That is so incredibly vanilla.
Kaitlin?
KKaitlin
I'd like to be able to tell when someone is lying.
BBree
Really? That's what I'd want.
KKaitlin
Because then you'd know when a guy was lying to you?
BBree
Why else? Men can be so secretive.
BBree
Ding. It's 5 pm. Robot employees leave at 5 pm.
May I offer my limo for those are too imbevrulated to drive?
Raises Jim's shirt to her nose
If only our love were this springtime fresh...and free of static cling.
So, you're here, I'm here, what was your third wish?
BBree
Excuse me?
You know, genie. Rubbing the lantern. Of course you could just rub me if you wanted that third wish to come true.
My father always used to say there is two things a man should keep clean. His gun and his conscience. Course I'd add underwear and bed clothes to that list. And teeth. Teeth are very important.
So... ladies first.
BBree
Oh, such chivalry. And, uh, I'm glad to know that you think ladies should...come... first.
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