John Doe quotes from JPod

John

Churly's hasn't given anything since their ill-fated 1992 drive-thru coffee giveaway. It came to a sudden end when a woman scorched her crotch with piping hot coffee.

Alright, Steven Lefkowitz. Dude, check this out, this guys a hugger!

John Doe

What?

Look at this, he's on the board of a cuddling club.

John Doe

Man, that is sick!

I thought I recognized him...

John Doe

What do you mean you recognized him?

I ju-just knew I'd seen before...

John

If you could have one superpower, which one would you have? Ethan?

Ethan

Mind reading

That is so incredibly vanilla.

John

Kaitlin?

I'd like to be able to tell when someone is lying.

Really? That's what I'd want.

Because then you'd know when a guy was lying to you?

Why else? Men can be so secretive.

John

So... ladies first.

Oh, such chivalry. And, uh, I'm glad to know that you think ladies should...come... first.

John

Everyone thinks I'm a pacifist cause I grew up on a commune. That place was armed like a bunker.

Really?

John

My teen years resembled life with David Koresh and the Branch Davidians.