Kam Fong quotes from JPod

Kam Fong

And look, what do we have here? Its an expensive ceramic replica of a Tang dynasty dragon. Dozens of young children sacrificed an elementary education to work in factories so that you could enjoy the beauty and magnificence of my ancient culture. And yet, it leaves you cold?

Kam Fong

May I offer my limo for those are too imbevrulated to drive?

Kam Fong! I beep, you talk!

Ethan

Hello this is Ethan, Greg's brother. Thank you for the furniture but I am still in my Ikea stage of life. I didn't ask for this, I don't need it, and I don't want it.

Kam Fong

Jim, I regret to inform you that I have failed. I hang my head in shame.

Oh Kam, well you're a good buddy, at least you tried.

Kam Fong

That is it Jim, I did not try, Carol needs time for Carol. No kidnapping, no re-education, just the warmth and kindness of her wonderful new friends.

Kam if I didn't know you better I'd say you were a lesbian.

Kam Fong

Sighs in our own way aren't we all lesbians?