Bree Jyang quotes from JPod

Ding. It's 5 pm. Robot employees leave at 5 pm.

Ethan

Crotches and hot coffee only mean one thing to me. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Ho's, blow and insane stunt bonuses.

Hot coffee

Ethan

Hot coffee

What are you guys talking about?

Kaitlin, hot coffee is a euphemism for sex. It was a secret mini-game coded into the video game. Players with the right downloaded mod could have up to six girlfriend and basically plow the daylights out of them between crime sprees. And yes, fellatio was involved.

John

If you could have one superpower, which one would you have? Ethan?

Ethan

Mind reading

That is so incredibly vanilla.

John

Kaitlin?

I'd like to be able to tell when someone is lying.

Really? That's what I'd want.

Because then you'd know when a guy was lying to you?

Why else? Men can be so secretive.

Greg

So, you're here, I'm here, what was your third wish?

Excuse me?

Greg

You know, genie. Rubbing the lantern. Of course you could just rub me if you wanted that third wish to come true.

John

So... ladies first.

Oh, such chivalry. And, uh, I'm glad to know that you think ladies should...come... first.

John

Everyone thinks I'm a pacifist cause I grew up on a commune. That place was armed like a bunker.

Really?

John

My teen years resembled life with David Koresh and the Branch Davidians.