VIVanilla Ice
Yes, it'd be an honor. (sets up a pot for Dio) What is mine is yours!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(While facing Vanilla Ice's Stand Cream) My god! What IS that abomination?! Impossible! Neither my flames nor Iggy could sense it! Where did it come from?! POLNAREFF, IGGY, YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!
VIVanilla Ice
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DEFEAT ME!
Now go to hell, asshole.
Polnareff, have you ever considered why humans wish to live? Humans live hoping to conquer their anxieties and fear, and attain peace of mind. Seeking fame, controlling others, and acquiring wealth are all done to achieve peace of mind. Marriage and friendship are also pursued as means of attaining peace of mind. When humans say they wish to help others, or that a thing is done for love or justice...it's all merely to give themselves peace of mind. To achieve peace of mind is the goal of all mankind. Now, given that, what anxiety could you possibly feel towards serving me? Any other peace of mind would come easily if you do. Doesn't challenging me, even knowing that it may spell your death, bring you anxiety? You are a very capable Stand user. It's a waste to kill you. Why not cut ties with Joestar and the others, and serve me for eternity? I can promise you peace of mind for eternity.
Time to meet your end, Polnareff!
So that's your stand, The World? Bring it!
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!
SPSenator Philips
*thought, after DIO ripped his two front teeth and orders him to drive* "W-who the hell are you!? Do you think you're going to get a away with this!? (to himself) No, of course he won't. No one could get away with doing this to me. I graduated high school and college at the top of my class! I was captain of my college wrestling team! Even after I graduated, I was respected and revered! That's how I became a politician! I have a villa on a thousand acres in Hawaii! I married a beautiful model who is 25 years younger than me! I pay 50 times more in taxes than ordinary people! I've defeated every enemy I've faced! I'll eventually become President! I am Senator Philips!
You're next, Jotaro. Time to die!
Damn you... DIO!
Oh? So you still want to fight? It would appear pigheadedness runs in the family. How ungrateful can you be? You're blatantly ignoring your grandfather's wishes, even after he gave his life to tell you about the power of The World. Surely his pathetic pleas warranted a bit of consideration.
I have to move closer if I wanna beat your sorry ass to a pulp.
Really, then by all means, come closer.
*monologue* I always thought living in a big city would mean meeting a lot of people. But how many people meet others that they can truly understand, and who truly understand them? I probably won't ever find someone who sees me for who I am. Because I don't have a single friend that can see my Hierophant Green.
[After reviving Joseph by transfusing his blood back from Dio's corpse.]
Old man?
JJJoseph Joestar
[evil laugh] You're a damn fool, Jotaro!
You have got to be kidding!
JJJoseph Joestar
All you did was resurrect yours truly!
[actives his Stand] Bastard!
JJJoseph Joestar
WAIT! Calm down, Jotaro! It was a joke, I was just kidding! There's no need to get violent! I'm sorry. I was just trying to have some fun. You have my word, it's me!
[shows off his Stand]
JJJoseph Joestar
I'm Joseph Joestar. I was born September 27 in 1920. My wife's name is Suzi Q and I collect comics as a hobby.
...I have a question for you. Who's the leading actress in "Tarzan the Ape Man"?
JJJoseph Joestar
Bo Derek!
Okay, now answer this one. Who sang "Eat It", the spoof of "Beat It"?
JJJoseph Joestar
"Weird" Al Yankovic!
Good grief... It has to be you. Who else would know pointless crap like that?
Goodbye, you wrinkled old coot, you live a long life, you hear? And you, his cheapskate grandson; don't you dare forget about me!
JJJoseph Joestar
Let us meet again! That is if you don't already hate me by then, you stupid jackass!
I can't ever forget a clown like you even if I tried, you bastard. Take care.
Hey, you cackle like hens about his hair on your own time!
JHJosuke Higashikata
Bastard. Do you want to repeat what you just said about my hair?!
Hold on a minute, Josuke. I wasn't trying to take a shot at your hair.
(Shit! Here it comes!)
Do you see it, Josuke? This is called a Stand. It's the physical manifestation of the soul. Joseph has one of these as well. Only a Stand User can see another Stand.
JHJosuke Higashikata
You know, it pisses me off when someone decides to bad-mouth my pride and joy! It really grinds my gears!
So that's what his Stand looks like!
CDCrazy Diamond
DORARAAAAA!
CDCrazy Diamond
DORA!
This kid's power is unreal!
JHJosuke Higashikata
Heh. Don't know if you realized this, nephew, but you left your chest wide open!
Enough!
JHJosuke Higashikata
Where did he-?
JHJosuke Higashikata
Why you! When did y-
Shut your mouths and get the hell out of here before your whining bitching makes me angrier!
(after fusing Angelo with a stone) Enjoy your eternal penance, Angelo. Reflect on the life you stole from my grandpa and all the others!
Josuke Higashikata! I, Okuyasu Nijimura will make you disappear with my The Hand!
Here we go!
Seriously? There are other Stand users besides us at this school?
TTamami
Yeah. He's Toshikazu Hazamada, a student in 3-C. This Hazamada guy apparently got into an argument over something silly with a friend right around the start of spring. One of them had insulted the other's favorite idol or anime or something. That night, surprisingly, the friend he got into an argument with gouged out his own eye with a mechanical pencil. Isn't that insane?
TTamami
Apparently Hazamada's friend said this at the hospital: "Next thing I knew, I was staring with at my left eye, which I'd gouged out, with my right eye.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's JoJo's Bizarre Adventure pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.