Trish quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Trish

(After asking Bucciarati where the bathroom is.) I knew you were reasonable.

This closet will be our bathroom. Have at it.

Trish

"Have at it"?!

I assumed you needed to use it.

Trish

!?

I don't know where this portal leads, but I'm sure the turtle will be fine. It might actually be good for him.

Trish

Huh? What do you mean? Please tell me that you're not suggesting that I-!

Trish

Diavolo?

Please, believe me.

Trish

(looking at a mirror) Oh, no. Am I...? Did we...?

Trish

WHAT HORRIBLE CURSE IS THIS!? I LOOK HIDEOUS! (smells herself) Damn... My armpits stink! Dear Lord, JUST KILL ME NOW!

Oh, come on now, Trish, that's just rude! We've got bigger things to worry about than the smell of my pits! Like the Stand that attacked us, this doesn't look like the handiwork of King Crimson, which can only mean we've got another bad guy out there trying to mess with us!

Trish

KYAAAAH! You've got to be kidding with this, right?! Do you ever clean under your damn nails?! And sheesh, your knuckles, too! It's called basic hygiene, look it up! (sniffs Mista's hand) Every part of me stinks! Couldn't I have switched with someone who showers!? Why did it have to be Mista!?

Well... I don't know. Maybe because we happened to pass out right next to each other. That aside, you know words can hurt just as much as Pistols sometimes. (sniffs Trish's hand) It can't be that bad.

Trish

Hey! Whoa there! What exactly do you think you're doing with those fingers!? (looking at Mista, scratching Trish's groin)

Whoa, i-it's not what you think at all! I wasn't trying to cop a feel, I swear to God! It's just the elastic is itchy, you know?!

Trish

YOU BETTER KEEP THOSE HANDS OUT OF MY PANTIES!

All right, sorry!

Trish

If I catch you touching anything else, I'll bury you alive!

Fine, jeez, I get it! I'm just saying these panties feel like a bunch of rubber bands racing to see who can split my ass in half first! And your bra's a real hugger, too!

Trish

(shaking Mista in Trish's body) Listen, dick, you even think about going anywhere near my skirt again, I'll kill you! Do you hear me?! There will be nothing left of you! (cries over into "Narancia's" chest) Narancia!

Tch. That's not Narancia, you idiot.

Trish

Huh?

You pay no attention, but I'm the dope, right? (spits)

Trish

(in a ridiculously high-pitched and whiny yell) CUT THAT OOOOOUUUUUUUUUT!

(in Diavolo's body) Narancia, how does our perimeter look? Are you able to detect anyone coming? Narancia?

(in Trish's body) Please. I'm begging you. Just one more bullet. Please just drop one more! You're driving me nuts!

Trish

(in Mista's body) What the hell? Why couldn't I feel his soul like I usually do? It doesn't make any sense!

(in Narancia's body) Out of the way! Move! Let me through! Now!

Damn it, no! That's impossible! How on Earth could he have---?!

(in Diavolo's body) Mista, scan the area right now! Make sure there's no one around!

(in Trish's body) Narancia! Bucciarati, hurry up and get him down from there! Don't just leave him like that! Do something, goddammit!

(in Narancia's body) You need to settle down! Let me handle this!

(in Diavolo's body) Please, stay focused and keep your gun at the ready! He'll attack again! We have to find him before he does, quick! (summoning Sticky Fingers) Go, Sticky Fingers!

(in Trish's body) Heal him! Hold those damn bars out of there and get to work now!

Trish

(in Mista's body; monologue) (The people outside the colosseum are waking up, so where is he? I can't sense him at all. It's like he's gone. What else could have happened? There's no way in hell he just up and vanished like that!)

(in Diavolo's body) King Crimson's range is two or three meters at most. How then did he attack us from way over there?

(in Trish's body) Well, all right! You did it! Narancia's awake! Welcome back, you little bastard! How are you feeling? Geez, you really scared us.

(along with his spirit) I'm sorry, Mista. There's no one left in here. It's empty. The physical wounds he suffered have healed, but still, Gold Experience couldn't get to him in time. He was... He was already gone. Narancia's... not here...

(in Narancia's body) His form... he's just an empty vessel now. I can't find him. His soul has left. There's nothing here, try as I might, I can't bring him back. I wasn't fast enough. My soul could just slip right back in if it wanted, it could inhabit both bodies without a problem, not even one. He's that empty...

(in Trish's body) NARANCIA!!!!!!!!!!

It was all so sudden... None of us could have guessed...

Stay put, okay? We’ll be right back. You’ll be safe here. I won’t let anyone hurt you again. I promise. And don’t you worry. When it’s over, we’ll bring you home.