KYAAAAH! You've got to be kidding with this, right?! Do you ever clean under your damn nails?! And sheesh, your knuckles, too! It's called basic hygiene, look it up! (sniffs Mista's hand) Every part of me stinks! Couldn't I have switched with someone who showers!? Why did it have to be Mista!?
Well... I don't know. Maybe because we happened to pass out right next to each other. That aside, you know words can hurt just as much as Pistols sometimes. (sniffs Trish's hand) It can't be that bad.
Hey! Whoa there! What exactly do you think you're doing with those fingers!? (looking at Mista, scratching Trish's groin)
Whoa, i-it's not what you think at all! I wasn't trying to cop a feel, I swear to God! It's just the elastic is itchy, you know?!
YOU BETTER KEEP THOSE HANDS OUT OF MY PANTIES!
All right, sorry!
If I catch you touching anything else, I'll bury you alive!
Fine, jeez, I get it! I'm just saying these panties feel like a bunch of rubber bands racing to see who can split my ass in half first! And your bra's a real hugger, too!
(shaking Mista in Trish's body) Listen, dick, you even think about going anywhere near my skirt again, I'll kill you! Do you hear me?! There will be nothing left of you! (cries over into "Narancia's" chest) Narancia!
Tch. That's not Narancia, you idiot.
Huh?
You pay no attention, but I'm the dope, right? (spits)
(in a ridiculously high-pitched and whiny yell) CUT THAT OOOOOUUUUUUUUUT!
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