I just want to be a normal couple again. Do you remember normal?
Not really.
S2Only Connect
Crazy is destructive. It tears down. I'm all about building up.
Then I suggest you take up carpentry.
What's wrong?
Nothing! I'm seeing a nun and a priest!
Luke, one breakdown a year is all we can handle. You'll have to wait.
It's a creation, Joan. It's not a destruction. And that's what I want you to do. I want you to be creative. I want you to build things.
I build lamps!
You stole that!
Well, technically, everything's mine.
You hurt me. Really bad. Why should I trust you again?
Why did you ever?
Look, we had some good times. And I'm fine with you being, you know, the divine "it." But I don't want to see you anymore. It's not you. It's me. I--I'm just-- I'm not the girl for you. I--I had... a taste of normal, and...I really liked it, you know? I really enjoyed being optimistic and... making my lamps.
Don't you miss me a little?
No... Please go.
Do you miss yourself? Because I do.
S2Wealth of Nations
[incredulously] You stole from the homeless?
Yes, I am a horrible human being.
Yeah... Huh.
Well, you weren't supposed to say that.
S2No Future
[after going into a shop with a sign saying "Madame Marie: Fortunes Told"]
Hi, how much of my future can I get for five dollars?
S2The Book of Questions
GGGirl God
And that's what religions are - different ways to share the same truth.
And the truth is...?
[God leaves]
S2Romancing the Joan
GAGod as a six-year-old girl
Love is big. It's a bright light in the universe, and a bright light casts a big shadow.
S2Something Wicked This Way Comes
Just explain the electromagnetic spectrum to me.
Nope.
Luke, it's not for school. It's personal.
[staring at Joan; pencil falls from his teeth] You have personal issues with the electromagnetic spectrum?
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