[Showing Lucius a model of a carnival] I call it... A carnival! It cheats people, drives them crazy, and still they come back for more!
[Coyly] Oohhh, where'd you get that idea?
[Grits teeth] It's called...
[Switches scene to Jimmy in his backyard]
Jimmy[Happily] A carnival! It's got rides that spin you around and around -
[Switches back to Heloise]
- And go so fast they make you feel sick! And just when you think it's over -
[Switches to Jimmy]
Jimmy
[Happily] They speed up again! Oh, and the food!
[Switches to Heloise]
Fatty, chunky, dripping with grease -
[Switches to Jimmy]
Jimmy
[Happily] And lots and lots of sugar. Oh, and so many people!
Long line-ups, and constant shoving!
Jimmy
[To Tori] Tori, you don't have to be jealous of your little sister. 'Cause, ya know, you're special, in a very special way.
TTori
What are you talking about?
Jimmy
Yeah, I don't know. I saw that on TV once. Did it help any?
TTori
Not really. Points for trying. I kind of feel bad about ratting you out to my dad now.
JBJimmy and Beezy
Say what?! [Mouths open really wide as they say this and Awe Guy pops up and sings an angelic choir]
Here. Use this ball for good luck.
Jimmy
Um, but my ball's fine!
[Heloise takes golf ball from Jimmy and crushes it with her teeth, then hands Jimmy her's]
Jimmy
Uh, yeah, sure. Your ball's great...
Jimmy
Well that's it. No more match-making for me. [Glues a piece of statue back on]
Maybe not for Beezy, but what about you and me?
Jimmy
[Doesn't look away from statue] What about you and me what?
[Whistles, points at Jimmy then at herself]
Jimmy
[Scoffs] What's that?
Jimmy
[Looks down at Heloise] Why are you whistling?
[Growls and punches the statue]
You're the one who fused us together!
[Beezy drinks the milkshake and splashes it out on Heloise through his nose. Heloise becomes very angry]
Iheheh... Maybe not as funny as I thought.
[Furious] You're going down, BOTH OF YOU!
Jimmy
What did I do?
[Heloise punches Jimmy Heloise and Beezy gasps]
HBHeloise And Beezy
YOU HURT MY BEST FRIEND!
Jimmy
[To wishing well Lucius fell in earlier] I wish my friends would get along.
Friends! Hah! Who needs them.
Jimmy
[Surprised] That's what I say!
Always trying to act all pleased, always roping you into dopey musical numbers.
Jimmy
Uhm, no, not really.
Always looking to borrow money with no intention paying it back. You know who you are, Sammy Garvin! Never caring enough to... You know, get into a fight over me. That's what real friendship is all about. Misery!
(Jimmy is asleep in bed and he is snoring lightly)
[Birds Chirping In Distance]
Jimmy
[Gasps In Excitement] I hear whistling! Sweet!
Jimmy
I don't understand, but I like!
Beezy eats an entire 4 cheese pizza and licks his entire face.
Jimmy
Wow! Whistling does all that? Awesome!
LHLucius Heinous VII
[Whistling casually]
LHLucius Heinous VII
[Whistling Off Key]
Jimmy
Around here, good things come to whistlers.
Jimmy
[Tries To Whistle Loudly, But Spits Saliva All Over The Place]
GMGeneral Molotov
[Loud Signal Whistle]
Jimmy
What's that? opportunity whistling?
GMGeneral Molotov
[Loud Signal Whistle Continues]
Jimmy
Hey, Mo-mo, can you teach me how to do that? all I can do is this.
(Jimmy does the same thing over and over again)
Jimmy
Yeah, on 2nd thought. I think I'll ask someone else.
PPeep
(singing) Everyone can whistle, quick as a tick, everyone can whistle, even the sick! Everyone can whistle, one head or two. Everyone can whistle, even you!
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