MMike "The Situation"
It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper, then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.
S3 E3Where's the Beach?
S3 E4Free Snooki
Every time I get really excited like if we go to a club, I have to poop. If we go to a party, I have to poop, if I go on a date, like this, with a hot guy, I have to poop.
Even though I just met him, Nick seems like the perfect juicehead gorilla for me. And I kinda wanna have sex with him already!
These are the things I think I'm addicted to: bronzer, boys, and alcohol.
Yeah, any pinot's ok...pregnant people do it.
It's kinda like a disease to Snook-for-Love, it's worse than a staph infection. It just keeps eating at you and eating at you.
S3 E6Should We Just Break Up?
Every time I meet a nice guy, he dies. It's the same with every pet, friend or relative I've ever had. EVERYONE DIES! Next it's gonna be me. Its all just a big conspiracy!
S4 E1"Going to Italia"
TAXI SONO QUI, SONO QUI, SONO QUI! (trying to say "cabs are here" in italian).
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