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S2 E9

Jersey Shore · Season 2, Episode 9

Mike "The Situation" in “Dirty Pad”

Mike "The Situation"

If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good, if you don't tan, you're pale, and if you don't do laundry, you ain't got no clothes!

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