“That's How the Shore Goes” quotes from Jersey Shore

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

It's juice-head central right now, I'm in heaven.

I regret that I got caught. I don't regret that I hit the kid, because he had it coming.

[to Snooki] If a guy doesn't like you, it's called fuck you, and there's so many people out there in the world that's gonna like you for you.

Tall, completely jacked, steroids, like, multiple growth hormones...that's the type I'm attracted to.