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Jersey Shore · Season 1, Episode 9

Mike "The Situation" in “That's How the Shore Goes”

Mike "The Situation"

[to Snooki] If a guy doesn't like you, it's called fuck you, and there's so many people out there in the world that's gonna like you for you.

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