Not the stairs!
“Attack of the J-Clones” · Season 3, Episode 17
In this episode: Uncle (3), Jade (2), Tohru (2), Captain Black (2), El Toro Fuerte (2), Jackie (1), Viper (1)
Chang has two hands, because that is not really Chang. It is his magical duplicate!
You mean, we're dealing with clones?!
Aiya! Who said anything about clowns?! We are facing forces more powerful than the circus!
Duplicates are imperfect. They contain flaws, like Chang's extra hand, but each is more powerful than its human counterpart due to its magic.
Aw, we can take them Unc. We'll face off in the epic battle royale! Human vs clone, good vs evil, Jade vs Jade!
You missed Uncle's point! Magic must defeat magic!
["Jackie" enters the room]
Look who decided to show.
JCJackie Clone
Sorry I am late.
Now, one more thing. We must be very watchful for these defective duplicates.
[Jackie enters the room in a rush]
Uncle, we must watch out for-
It is Jackie's Clone!
What?! [sees his clone] No! Wait! [is tackled by the J-Team] I am me! He is not me!
JCJackie Clone
Tricky clone, isn't he?
Which is the real Jackie Chan?
I have a little quiz only the real Jackie could answer. Jackie, when is my birthday?
JJJackie and Jackie Clone
Oh... uh...
[bummed out] Jackie, I thought we were pretty good friends...
Ahem. Hey Jackie, will you take me to Moose World this weekend?
JCJackie Clone
Of course!
-not! You have homework!
[points to the clone] There's your clone.
[pause; Jackie's clone kicks the door down and runs off]
JCJackie Clone
Sorry, I'll be back to destroy you later, thank you!
[when Paco's clone is revealed] Paco has a clone and I don't?! Way unfair!
We are in great danger!
Paco, please! Say it is not so!
PCPaco Clone
But it is! And now, I will destroy you all. MWAHAHAHA!
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