Jackie, guard the door in case it returns!
"It"?
Hidden inside of an antique? Mr. Lam tried to trick us into taking it!
What is "it"?
A Jiang Shi Vampire!
Told ya.
... Did the little monster put you up to this?
Chinese vampire drain Chi. Life energy from the prey making the vampire stronger, and turning the victims into servants. Without any Chi, Tohru will soon transform into a fiendish minion of darkness! We must perform a Chi transfusion!
Transfusion? You want to put someone else's Chi in Tohru's body?
Tch. Where are you gonna find someone with that much extra- [Uncle grabs her] Whoa!
You have abundant youthful energy. Chi to spare. It is the only way to prevent Tohru from serving the undead!
[after Tohru throws the Vampire through a door]
Thank you, Tohru.
[with Jade's Chi] I just slam-dunked a Chi Sucker! I rule! [begins to dance] Go Tohru! Go Tohru! I'm the bomb!
Hmmm. It appears the Chi transfusion was successful.
[dancing] Go Jade! Go Jade! Lotta Chi Girl! Saving Tohru!
[with Jade's Chi] How are we gonna save Uncle without Uncle???
[with Uncle's Chi] We must do research!
You gotta be kidding me.
[with Jade's Chi; holding an unconscious Uncle] He's starting to go all fang-y.
Uncle is turning into the vampire's minion. Use my Chi for the transfusion. [is cuffed by Jade] Ow!
[with Uncle's Chi] I do not know such spells! Jade has Uncle's CHI, not his brains!
[with Uncle's Chi, after Uncle fully transforms] Aiya! He is a servant to the vampire!
[with Jade's Chi] Duh!
[with Uncle's Chi] We must all reclaim our Chi before sunrise, or it will belong to the Vampire forever!
[with Jade's Chi] You mean I'd be stuck in Jade-mode?
[with Uncle's Chi] You would rather have Uncle's Chi? I cannot stop thinking about digestion!
VVampire Uncle
[in a state of paralysis] My master will drink you dry! Drink you- [mouth covered by Jackie]
How do we take back the Chi?
[with Jade's Chi] Easy. We just hunt down Count Jerkula, and... [kicks and punches in the air]
[with Uncle's Chi] No! Magic must defeat magic! We must collect a toadstool from a graveyard, place it inside the vampire's left sock, and throw the sock into a river!
... You're making this up.
[with Uncle's Chi] You want to stop the Jiang Shi? Yes? THEN DO WHAT JADE TELLS YOU! One more thing. We must hurry. The sunrise is in thirty minutes!
[with Jade's Chi] Come on Jackie! It's vampire butt-kick time!
This is too weird.
VVampire Uncle
[in a state of paralysis] Master, I have fallen, and I cannot get up!
[twirling the Vampire's sock and chanting] We knocked your socks off! [sniffs the sock] EW!
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