[with Uncle's Chi] We must all reclaim our Chi before sunrise, or it will belong to the Vampire forever!
[with Jade's Chi] You mean I'd be stuck in Jade-mode?
[with Uncle's Chi] You would rather have Uncle's Chi? I cannot stop thinking about digestion!
[in a state of paralysis] My master will drink you dry! Drink you- [mouth covered by Jackie]
How do we take back the Chi?
[with Jade's Chi] Easy. We just hunt down Count Jerkula, and... [kicks and punches in the air]
[with Uncle's Chi] No! Magic must defeat magic! We must collect a toadstool from a graveyard, place it inside the vampire's left sock, and throw the sock into a river!
... You're making this up.
[with Uncle's Chi] You want to stop the Jiang Shi? Yes? THEN DO WHAT JADE TELLS YOU! One more thing. We must hurry. The sunrise is in thirty minutes!
[with Jade's Chi] Come on Jackie! It's vampire butt-kick time!
This is too weird.
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