But Jackie, I can't take first prize at the talent show if I don't have a talent!
Jade, you have a fine talent. For getting into trouble.
Har. Har.
“I'll Be A Monkey's Puppet” · Season 2, Episode 34
In this episode: Jade (5), Jackie (3), Uncle (3), Monkey King (2)
You bought this from my competition?!
[playing with the Monkey King puppet, and the eyebrow breaks off] Hey, it broke!
Because it is junk! Kai Ching steals my business by selling cheap trinkets!
But Kai Ching said it was one of a kind. [Uncle cuffs him twice] Ow! Ow!
And that is TWO of a kind to teach you that bringing my competitors goods into my shop invites bad Chi! One more thing. Do you see any Monkey Kings in here? No? That is because the Monkey King is known for his love of mischief! [looks at the puppet] And he is creepy looking!
Uncle, please. It is only a puppet, and Jade's talent show is tomorrow.
You will be sorry.
[after the Monkey King transforms Jackie into a puppet and defeats Tohru]
We are dealing with a very sick mind.
Uncle, you have to do something!
I am not Geppetto. I do not bring puppets to life.
[getting an idea] You're a genius!
The Rat Talisman brings motion to the motionless. [places the Rat Talisman on the Jackie Puppet] This oughta get Jackie back on his feet.
[the Talisman activates and Jackie wakes up]
Well, it's a start.
JJackie (Puppet)
What? What is it?
[rushes forward] Nothing! Do not look in mirror!
JJackie (Puppet)
[sees reflection] Bwah!
I told you not to look in mirror! He never listens.
[riding a toy boat]
I'm king of the world!
[brandishes a large axe] How much wood does a woodchuck chuck?
Oh my gosh, look out!
Huh? [turns around; Jade and Jackie's puppet run away; realizes] Can't believe I fell for that old gag.
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