You bought this from my competition?!
[playing with the Monkey King puppet, and the eyebrow breaks off] Hey, it broke!
Because it is junk! Kai Ching steals my business by selling cheap trinkets!
But Kai Ching said it was one of a kind. [Uncle cuffs him twice] Ow! Ow!
And that is TWO of a kind to teach you that bringing my competitors goods into my shop invites bad Chi! One more thing. Do you see any Monkey Kings in here? No? That is because the Monkey King is known for his love of mischief! [looks at the puppet] And he is creepy looking!
Uncle, please. It is only a puppet, and Jade's talent show is tomorrow.
You will be sorry.
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