Rabid hamster climbs wheel!
[as Hak Foo rolls down a hill on a water mill] Hak Foo really rolls with the punches.
Jackie, no!
[after Jackie and Hak Foo are shrunk]
[noticing a giant shoe] SHOE!
No one "shoo's" me! [is kicked my the giant shoe]
This antidote will release from detention he who is trapped in another dimension.
[a portal opens and an amphibious monster appears]
Uhhh, Jackie?
AMAmphibious Monster
[British Accent] It's just me, but thank you ever so much for freeing me from that beastly limbo.
... Not Jackie.
[Tohru enters with a tray of cookies]
AMAmphibious Monster
[sniffs the air] Aah, lunch!
Uhh, cookie?
AMAmphibious Monster
[eyeing Jade] What's a cookie? [roars, frightening Jade and Uncle]
Go away! [the amphibious monster is sent back through the portal] I must find another spell.
You think?!
[while fighting in Tohru's ear] Tohru, you must stop Uncle. I am inside your head!
Sensei, Jackie says he is inside my head.
[Uncle gasps] There is no room to grow inside there.
Tohru's head is going to go Scanner?
Stop! Do not take that which does not belong to you, uh, mortal!
Shiva speaks?
[Jackie gasps]
With a familiar voice.
[Hak Foo destroys the statue's body. Leaving only Shiva's head on Jackie]
Shiva runs too!
[squeaky voice] Tohru! [normal voice] Tohru, it's me! Jackie! Jackie! [squeaky voice] Jackie!
Rampaging rhino runs!
No rhino! No ramming!
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