[after stumbling into a secret meeting] Uh, hello. Sorry to interrupt your function. I'll just find my way-
Thou knoweth too much! Thou must be smoten!
“The Chan Who Knew Too Much” · Season 2, Episode 32
In this episode: Jackie (10), Magister Constable (6), Jade (5), Magister Leader (3), Uncle (2), Captain Black (1)
He seeketh to learn the mysteries of our fortress!
[Jackie runs into a room, which the Magisters follow him into]
He has spied, the secret library!
Umm, library? What library? [runs again into another room]
He hath discovered the hidden armory!
I'm just looking for an exit! [runs down a hall into another room]
Ehh! He hath entered the private water closet!
MMagister
He is privy to our privy!
Captain Black?
Jackie! How's England?
Dangerous. I fell into a hidden fortress, and men in robes attacked me with magic spe-
NO NO! The M-word Jackie! My superiors already think I'm cracking up! And they're istening-le to my ohne calls-phe!
M1Magister 1
[pointing to Jackie's cell phone] You have knaved to others of the Magisters!
Magisters?
M2Magister 2
He knoweth our name!
He just said it!
[hitting the fax machine with a broom] Tohru! The giant phone is possessed!
Thou has faxed our insignia!
It didn't go through!
[handcuffed to Jackie; to Magister Constable] Give us the key!
Jade... Please give us the key!
Halt! Ye shall be smoten, post-haste!
Methinks yon varlet wisheth to challenge us in armed combat.
No! I don't wisheth that at alleth!
Yon twain knoweth nothing of our magicks!
That is what I have been trying to tell you!
We have to get help before they find us again.
Tch. From who?! We're fresh out of proper authorities! Anybody here could be another Magister, Captain Black has magic issues, the only one who will help us is Uncle, and he can't even use a fax machine!
You're right, we are on our own, so we had better find out exactly what they don't want us to know.
[after Jackie and Jade discover the Magisters are responsible for stealing Stonehenge]
Deny it no further! Thou knoweth too much!
Well duh! We do now!
For somebody who likes his privacy, this dude is such a blabbermouth!
Okay, let's try this one more time! [calls Uncle] Uncle! Evil wizards stole Stonehenge and-
Jackie told me, so we did research. Jade, the wizards are called Magisters.
I know-
One more thing. Their society is very secretive.
I know-
One more thing. They use magic words to cast spells.
I know-
One more thing...
[as Uncle casts Chi Spells over the phone to combat the Magisters]
He can understand sending a spell through the phone, but not a piece of paper?
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