Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 2, Episode 26
[opening the box, revealing a black cat statue] The Cat of Khartoum.
That's it? Looks like something you'd buy at a swap-meet for a buck.
[appearing from around a corner] Worth quite a bit more, young lady.
Valmont!
Thanks ever so for finding the Cat for me, Chan. Now hand it over!
No! It belongs to the museum!
[as Finn and Ratso approach]
Hey, maybe you haven't heard, but possession is nine tenths of the law!
[taking out some nunchucks] Yeah? And this here's the other two tenths!
You need to work on your math!
Yeah? My math's good enough to know that three against one ain't very good odds.
Spare me the gladiator scene. Just get the merchandise!
[after perfectly landing from a large fall] Fantastic! I've never felt so alive! [proceeds to leap up the cliff past Jackie] Something about the Statue, Chan. It's good luck! [leaves]
Good luck, or bad magic?
[cellphone rings] Is that you, Uncle?
No. It is a magazine salesman calling you at five o'clock in morning!
Oh, sorry. It's almost lunchtime here.
Uncle has been researching the Cat of Khartoum.
Yes, and did you discover any unusual legends or-
Getting to that! According to legend, anyone who gets scratched by claw of statue-
Becomes like a cat themself!
Bah! You already know so much! Why you bother me?
There is one thing I do not know, Uncle. What is the antidote?
Antidote?! Do not get scratched by claw of cat!
I mean, how do you reverse the process? Or are you getting to that?
No! Getting to bed! Call you back later!
[Ratso and Finn sit in front of a fully transformed cat-like representation of Valmont]
Dude, check it out. [Valmont chugs a large jar of creamer] Uh, want a little coffee with your cream there, Big-V? [Valmont ignores him and just licks his fingers]
I'll give him one thing; he's very tidy.
I say we collect the dough for this thing pronto, get Valmont to a doctor. Maybe there's some kind of cure.
Don't you mean... a veterinarian?
[Finn and Ratso snicker]
I heard that. In fact, my hearing has become quite accute. There is no cure, because this is not a disease. It's a transformation. And I rather like the new me.
[laughing playfully while hitting tassles] Tassles! I never realized what pleasure they can give.
[clawing through a wall] Here's Tabby!
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