[after surviving a fall from a skyscraper by using a flag as a parachute and landing in front of many bewildered onlookers] Uh... The elevator is too slow.
The cargo ship was not a secure enough transport. The museum decided that with the thieves still at large, the Golden Dragon will instead travel to Hong Kong on the last place anyone would think to look; a cruise ship. I will accompany it.
Tch. You lucked out.
Yes. The only problem is that the museum has given me a two room suite. I do not know what to do with all the extra space.
I'm going on a cruise! Yes!
Heh heh, all of us are going. Uncle, Tohru...
Pah! Uncle does not cruise. Uncle does inventory!
Uncle, when was the last time you took a real vacation?
Let me see. Three, four, carry the one, never! So why start now?
I will stay here.
Tohru? Hello?! Swimming pools? Whale watching? All the shrimp you can eat? [Tohru glares at her] Okay, strike that. All the pizza you can eat?
I... cannot travel on a ship.
Tch. Knew I shouldn't have taken you to see Titanic. That was just a movie, Tohru.
Where are you going, Uncle?
To lifeboat! Row back to shore!
MTMama Tohru
Good! I have better things to do than hang around with junk seller! I visit with my boy, relax, play a little Mahjong...
[interested] You play Mahjong?
MTMama Tohru
No, I win at Mahjong. Five-time All Kyoto Finalist!
Hong Kong Community Center Champion 1955. Beat you with one hand tied behind back!
MTMama Tohru
Ha! Big talker! How about you put your tiles where your mouth is?
[loading up lifeboats]
SShip Officer
We're near capacity, Captain!
SShip Captain
Boats can and will accommodate every passenger and crewmember!
SShip Officer
But we've never really had anyone... his size. [everyone looks at Tohru]
That boat, bobbing up and down? I will stay here.
MTMama Tohru
If my baby not going, I'm not going. Bah. Take the Billy Goat!
Hah! Nice try! Could not leave ship until I whoop you at Shuffleboard! Take Jade!
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