[dressed as Mr. Hyde] You forgot, didn't you? Tonight's the school play! I'm Dr. Jekyell and Mr. Hyde, it's my big debut!
Ohhhhh, I am sorry, Jade. But the university asked Uncle and me to explore the subterranean city underneath the streets.
No, it's true! A recent tremor has opened a passageway to parts of San Francisco which have been buried since the 1906 earthquake. Another tremor may collapse the passageway at any moment. So there's not much time.
I am sorry. I would rather see your play, but I have to do this now, and I cannot be in two places at the same time.
I am very disappointed in you, Jade. You know that playing with magic is a no-no!
A no-no??? [mockingly] Oh no, say it ain't so!
"Our journey"? Uncle's going underground too? Isn't anyone gonna come see me be Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?!
[bursts from the closet] I WOULD LOVE TO! Oh the theatre, the theatre!
Uh-uh. No way am I showing up at school with him.
I know exactly how you feel.
Yoo-hoo! Mr. Spring Heel Jack? Excuse me! I must ask you to return to the museum.
Simon Magus tried to stop me, he gave me quite a run. But I shall dine on his descendants; one by one by one! [jumps over and grabs both Jackie-Light and Uncle] Are you helping Magus? A relative perhaps? No, I guess the two of you are just a pair of saps.
SM Simone Magus
And so, Dr. Jekyll believed that he could separate the good from the evil in man.
Nice read, Simone. [playing Dr. Jekyll] With this potion, I will prove my scientific theories to the world! But what if I'm wrong? Heavens! The results could be disastrous!
[from the audience] Come on, Doc! Pick up the pace! Turn into Mr. Hyde, and terrorize the town already!
You think you could do better?
Don't mind if I do! [leaps up on stage, takes the potion from Jade and drinks it, gagging a bit] This tastes terrible.
Maybe I shouldn't have brought the Tiger.
Magus, Magus, wherever you are, Spring Heel Jack will not be far!
[crowd is laughing derisively]
SM Simone Magus
Uhhh Dr. Jekyll wanted to be good, but he soon lost control of himself to his evil side, uh Mr. Hyde.
[overacting] This potion is wonderful! Evil Hyde is much cooler than old goody goody Jekyll! HA HA HA!
Two Jackies equals one big headache!
Your head, it must be very thick, if you think I'll fall for just one kick.
Catchy. [pops neck; attempts to drop- kick Spring Heel Jack, only to miss and fall into the bay]
[tapping Spring Heel Jack's shoulder] Excuse me, Mr. Spring Heel Jack? Why don't we sit down and talk about this like gentlemen?
Back so soon? How can it be? Your clothes aren't even watery.
[Jackie-Light and Spring Heel Jack briefly fight]
Do you enjoy being a meanie?!
[the Tiger Talisman splits Spring Heel Jack into his Yin and Yang personalities]
SH Spring Heel Jack-Light
[to Simone Magus] I hope we didn't frighten you by acting so ferocious. Please forgive my other self, his manners are atrocious.
SH Spring Heel Jack-Dark
This child must be made to pay for what Magus did that fateful day!
SH Spring Heel Jack-Light
Your sweet revenge has just been soured. I will not let her be devoured!
[bound by curtains] A curse upon my lighter side! He told the secret I would hide! [Uncle sprinkles him with salt, slowly transforming him to stone] Without him, you'd have never known that salt will turn me back to... [completely petrified]
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