Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 2, Episode 21
You claim a fold-up man stole ze painting, slipped between ze bars, transformed into a bird, and flew away?
I'll show you. [takes a page of the inspector's notes, begins folding the paper] He bent like this, folded like that, twisted over, then again, then he looked just like this! [opens his hand to reveal a crumpled ball] Uh, but more bird shaped.
Monsieur Chan, I will thank you not to destroy my notes, si vous plait!
Hi Jackie.
Jade! You're supposed to be taking a tour of Paris.
Jade. Tch. You've obviously never been on the tour bus with Uncle.
[flashback to the tour bus]
You drive too fast! How can Uncle see the sights?! Slow down!
That was useless! I already knew the thief could fold up.
Yeah, but now we also know that he steals the finest Far East Art.
Hey, the kid's a good listener.
How come you never listen to the things I say? For example, "Stay with Uncle"?
Aw man...
Scissors beats paper!
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