“Showdown in the Old West” quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Uncle

Ghost?

Jade

Kinda. [looking at an old book depicting one of Jackie's ancestors] The ghost of Jackie.

Jackie

[picking up the book] "The Hong Kong Kid".

Uncle

Aiya! Do not scare Uncle like that!

Jackie

Amazing! The picture looks just like me! This book must be about my great-great grandfather!

Uncle

Fine, take home. Make good bedtime story.

Jade

I want to hear it now.

Jackie

Me too!

Uh, howdy partners.

Well looky here boys. We got us a railroad worker.

Railroad workers ain't allowed in this here establishment, ain't that right, Moreen?

I don't want no trouble here!

Oh, no trouble ma'am. I would just like a ginger ale, with lots of ice please. Very thirsty. I've been working on the railroad... [the thugs sit next to him] Uh... all the live long day?

Uncle Jackie?

Uh, I am Jackie.

I am your niece. Just arrived from Hong Kong.

Jade

This is so cool! She's my long lost, great-great something or other! I bet you she looked exactly like me.

Jackie

Uh, actually it says here that the Sheriff's niece was very tall, and fifteen years old.

Jade

Must be a type-o.

Shendu

I grow impatient, Valmont! I trust your men were able to pull off a simple robbery?

Mayor Valmont

Rest assured, Shendu. My boys will be rendezvousing with us momentarily. [Finn and Ratso walk into the cave] You see?

Uh, ran into a little trouble.

That sheriff you hired.

Mayor Valmont

You didn't get the gold?!

Shendu

Fools!

Hey, hold on Shen-dude! Ain't exactly like we came back empty-handed! [Ratso clicks, and a horse enters the cave] Got the horse off the stagecoach just like you asked.

Shendu

I didn't want the horse, I wanted the Horse TALISMAN!

Oh... uh, what's a talisman?

Who will be the first to try my Shanghai Surprise Elixer? Very powerful, good for digestion!

Hi, remember me?

Ah, girl from Hong Kong. Look different. Thought you were fifteen, and taller.

It was a type-o!