[Jackie accidentally bumps into a cloaked figure at the museum.]
Oh, I'm so sorry! I broke your spy camera. [pauses] Spy camera?
Chan!
You! Uh... Dark Hand guy!
The magic! [gathering items]
So, whatcha gonna do? Sneak into the museum before the bad guys do and steal the talisman yourself?
Steal?! What?! That's crazy, Jade! You're crazy!
You totally are gonna steal it!
[whispers] You got in! You are so cool!
[whispers] I am not cool! I'm breaking the law!
Uh-huh.
Wow! She rules!
Wha- ?
Uh, I mean, go Jackie.
Wow! When I grow up, I wanna be just like her!
A criminal?!
A female Jackie Chan!
You are under arrest!
You do realize we both go to jail, right?
I am not a crook! I am an archaeologist!
[Jackie accidentally knocks over a vase and breaks it, sounding the alarm.]
JVJade and Viper
Way to go.
[Jackie calls Uncle from prison.]
Jackie, why did you steal the Pink Puma? There is no puma in the Chinese zodiac. It has NO magic!
I know Uncle, it's... complicated.
One more thing. You are a criminal! You are a very bad influence on Jade!
I know, but- that's why I need you to take the next flight here and-
One more thing... oh, wait I am getting another call.
No, no, no! Uncle, you don't know how to do that! I am only allowed one phone call-!
[Uncle clicks the line]
Hello, Uncle's Rare Finds. May I help you? [line clicks] Hmm?
[visiting Jackie in prison] Hey, bro.
What do you want?
What rock...is the legless reptile under?
What?
Tell me where the serpent, sleeps.
What are you talking about?
WHERE'S THE SNAKE TALISMAN?!
Don't you read the newspaper? I took the Pink Puma.
[Ratso checks the Talisman tracker which is not lighting up]
See? No Talisman. Like the gizmo says. Now if you'll excuse me, my delicious prison food is getting cold.
[After Viper pulls a "viper" on Jade for the snake talisman.]
Viper... pulled a viper... on me?!
Old proverb: There is no honor among thieves.
I'm sorry, I'll bring it back, thank you!
PPolice
Freeze!
It's okay! [shows Pink Puma] I have it! It's yours! [Jackie hands over the Pink Puma to the police.]
PPolice Officer
Real good. Now, tell us what you did with the Statue of Liberty.
[Jackie and Jade look back to the Statue which has disappeared due to the Snake Talisman's power, Jackie and Jade shrug]
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