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Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 1, Episode 3

“The Mask of El Toro Fuerte” quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

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“The Mask of El Toro Fuerte” · Season 1, Episode 3

In this episode: Finn (3), Jackie (2), Jade (2), Tohru (1), Ratso (1), El Toro Fuerte (1)

[After observing Jackie enter the Aztec pyramid.]

He's in the pyramid. Let's move.

NBNovice Bad Guy

Uh, don't pyramids have mummies inside them, sir?

Only in Egypt.

NBNovice Bad Guy

Why don't we just let Chan find the talisman? Just take it from him when he climbs out.

Listen new guy. We don't know what power this ox talisman has. Chan might come busting out of there 50 feet tall with laser eyes.

NBNovice Bad Guy

[scared] I don't wanna fight giant laser eyes! Everyone after him! Now, now, now!

[After Jade tries to sign up Jackie for a wrestling match with El Toro Fuerte.]

Gracias, amigo. Anyway, I told this boy that you were the best wrestler in the world. You have to prove it!

Jade, one should not fight for the sake of fighting, but only when one has no other choice.

Makes sense. When you get in the ring and this El Toro guy starts wailing on you, you'll have no other choice.

Uh... you have an interesting mind, young Jade.

Jackie! You have nothing better to do tonight!

Oh?! I don't... How about, "Search for the Ox talisman?"

But you said it yourself. You can be a million miles away.

[The Dark Hand enforcers notice Jackie at the wrestling match.]

Hmm, didn't take Chan as a sports fan.

What sport? Wrestling's fake, everybody knows that.

El Toro, meet Tohru. Tohru, Toro. Toro, Tohru. Tohru-

[annoyed, pushing Finn away] The mask!

El Toro Fuerte never removes his mask!

Then I will remove it for you!

Why are you here?! You're supposed to be back at the hotel doing your homework.

Lucky for you, I raced through. Tohru was gonna bust you like a piñata.

Thank you. But don't finish your homework early again. It's too dangerous.

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