[Agent Bozzio and Clive see Blaine walk into the police precinct]
Well, isn't it Blaine-John-DeBeers-McDonough-Deaux-Jingleheimer-Schmidt.
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Everything okay?
Why? Did I do something wrong?
Not exactly, you're the opposite of distracted. Your efficiency is kinda scaring me.
And that about covers it. Oh. You also murdered the fourth man to walk on the moon. One assumes, his brain fetched a tidy sum. And you picked a fight with me once. Don't worry about it, though. I won.
None of this makes sense, man.
I don't know, I'm scrappy. I've got reach.
You know that this elevated mood you're experiencing is temporary, right?
[Major rubs Liv's shoulder] Look, let's not worry about tomorrow until we're done enjoying today.
Okay, but when this everything-is-awesome brain wears off, I want you to know how sorry I am.
[Major puts his hand over Liv's lips] Shh... Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Me and Austin were having a D and M. [Liv and Clive remain silent] A deep and meaningful? You know, like when you grab a bottle of whiskey and you just walk and talk about life.
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True story, bro.
You two went on a walk, that's what you're gonna go with?
What's with the tone, bro? You've changed.
I'm not seeing any post-concussion red flags. But if your memory loss persists, you should get an MRI, or a CT scan. Maybe a PET scan. Anything with an acronym, really, just as long as it tests brain function.
[Liv turns in her case work for the Bailey Barker case]
Idle brains are the devil's workshop.
I think it's 'hands.'
What did I say?
Ah, old Liv. Don't let anyone tell you the girl doesn't know how to party. Because you do. You do know how to party.
Did you know that you were conceived at a Santana concert? [as zombie Rita stares at Vaughn Du Clark from her glass cell] Oh, get over it.
Vaughn can be our talking rat. Look, look, I scratch him, turn him into a zombie. We give him the cure. If he doesn't lose his memory, we know Blaine's lying. And if he does lose his memory, well, maybe the upside is he becomes a harmless shell of himself, like Blaine.
I mean, there are some ethical hurdles I need to get my head around...
He's planning on killing Liv and me as soon as I'm done with that zombie list.
Okay, ethical hurdles cleared. I'll go prepare a syringe.
[Vaughn Du Clark holds up his Max Rager ad to Rita] What did you do today? Watch TV? Surf the web? Do your laundry? What do you wish you would've done instead? We could all use an extra little kick sometimes. Life's a bitch. This is the slap. Super Max. You're welcome! Live to the Max, Super Max! [the music of the ad kicks in] That's Rob Thomas. I mean, there's something so compelling about the stuff he writes.
[Liv wakes up out of her vision] Hey, you're back.
Yeah, but I gotta go. Sorry about the mess.
Okay. But don't eat a new brain, until this is dealt with.
Look, if I take the second cure, and I survive, but I had no idea who you are, no idea who Liv is, if I don't even know who I am, what's the point? I mean, whose life would I be saving?
You know what we need. A talking rat. Then we'll know if Blaine's telling the truth.
Ravi, you magnificent bastard, that's it!
I hope that whatever's got you exciting doesn't require me to build some rat mind-reading device.
We know Bailey threatened to expose your academic fraud. That gives you motive.
[Brody looks to Liv] Oh, you think I killed her. Yeah, no. No, I did not. I did not kill her. Bro, come on. It's me. The only thing I've murdered is ass.
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[Agent Bozzio arrests Major at the Max Rager corporation] Stop! Turn around! Down on the ground. Hands behind your back. Down. Major Lilywhite, you have the right to remain silent.
[Major lays down on his chest as he starts to go in his zombie rage mode]
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