LBDetective Lou Benedetto
Wanna know what people say about you?
What?
LBDetective Lou Benedetto
That you're the real deal. That you'll be running your own morgue before you're 35.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Okay, look, everything I have done has been to protect her.
Not to be funny, but that's what she said.
How did that get there?
For what it's worth, I think you'd make a hell of an FBI agent. Seattle PD doesn't appreciate you. You clear cases like Frank Drebin, but they treat you like Nordberg.
[Major has his first brain shake]
Mmm. Tastes nasty... Oh, but feels great!
IInformant
Is it true you're the Serpico of your precinct? The guy nobody likes?
So true.
[Major singing in the morgue] Oh, what a beautiful morning / Oh, what a beautiful day.
We're inside.
[Major smiling] Well, that is where the warmest rays of light come from, inside.
I just beat the snot out of one of his goons trying to get answers, but he didn't know anything.
You did what?
He started it. He... He tried to manhandle me.
So you went Jack Bauer on him? Are you mental?
Okay, I might need to get off stripper brain.
(to Blaine) Yeah, um... remember how I was telling you about that guy whose life you ruined? You know, how you turned his fiancée into a zombie, then cost him his job, killed a bunch of kids that were close to him, kidnapped him, locked him a freezer and tortured him, before finally stabbing him to death? Yeah, this is him.
Hey.
Why would he want to kill her?
FFrankie
He was running against Bailey for president of the student senate.
They must really take their student government seriously here.
'It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.' That's Don Corleone.
No, it wasn't. And it was Clemenza who said that line, anyway.
I wonder if we would've been friends if we'd met before I became a zombie.
Definitely. Like me for my antidotes, love me for my anecdotes.
Mmm, that smells familiar. Like something I had from Taiwan from a street car in the capital city.
Taipei.
Ooh, look at you, always with the answers.
I got some hair to dye and some skin to spray-tan. Carpe diem!
[Major taps his heels together to Liv and Ravi before walking out] Can we play hooky and follow him around for the rest of the day?
[Brody wraps his arms around Liv] Bro! Bring it in like Flynn! Oh... Mmm, you smell good! You back here down to pound? Wanna go back to the house, play some flip cups, maybe touch bits?
Not even a little.
Oh, the Bailey thing. Two murders in one year. What are the odds? Campaign had to totally switch gears. What do you think? 'Brody Johnson. Your best and only choice.'
AAustin
Goosebumps.
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