IZombie · Season 1
What do you want me to say?
I want you to appreciate how freakin' hot I am.
Okay.
Why do you have to make it all emotional? I have a body, all right? Can't you just think of me as a sexual object?
Fine. Whatever. You want to back up that booty, back it up. Let's see what you got.
Oh, I'll show you what I got.
Oh, bring it.
[Liv dances her butt up to Peyton's face] You know it's still 20 bucks, right?
How much for a lap dance? $20?
I'm a lawyer.
$40?
[Liv sees Blaine for the first time after he loses his memory]
Does he remember that he's a dick? I can smack him in the head a couple hundred times. See if that shakes something loose
Do you know me?
Unfortunately, yeah.
I'm about to help him to a fistful of, 'Cut the crap' if this doesn't stop.
[Don E. gets Chief to scratch him on the arm to become a zombie]
[Don E. smiles] Let those bitches try and kill me now.
Olivia. I like how your mouth looks when you say that.
[Liv smiles in the guys lap] Olivia.
[narrating] There's loyalty and there's being an idiot. Sometimes it looks the same. If you love someone despite what they do, you're lying to yourself. You can't love someone you don't really know. But it sure as hell can feel like you do.
[Ravi confronts Major about being the Chaos Killer after breaking into his safe] Why did you do this?
[Ravi yells] Because I have the right to know if I'm living with a murderer! I should know if my friend is killing people!
I'm not killing people!
What? They're not people? They're zombies? So, what's Liv to you?
Look, you don't understand.
You stalk them, Major. You hurt them and you drugged them, and I'm terrified to find out what you...
Stop! [as Major begins to turn into a zombie rage mode]
[first lines]
[two candidates debate over college radio for student president] Welcome back to Pacific West University Student Radio. Tonight, our two candidates for president for the student senate are taking questions from our listeners. And our first one comes from Jenn K, via Twitter, 'Why should I care about the election?' 'Hashtag, real talk.' Bailey, your response?
My first priority is to make the student senate accessible to the student body. As Thomas Payne once said, 'It is not in numbers, but in unity, that our strength lies.'
[Brody rebuttals] Ugh. There you go again. First, Jenn, you sound super-hot. 'Hashtag, let's hang out.' As House of Pain once said, 'Get out your seat and jump around.'
[Major wakes up after Ravi was forced to tranquilize him]
What happened?
Let me see, what was it? Oh, yeah, um... I accused you of being the Chaos Killer, you turned into a raging zombie, I tranquilized you. How do you feel?
Honestly? Hungry.
You're the Chaos Killer?
Technically, I'm the 'Chaos Kidnapper.' No one is dead, they're frozen.
In preparation for their long-haul interstellar journey?
Last time I checked, Geppetto, I'm a real boy.
Max Rager knows about zombies. And they know that they are, at least, partly to blame for them. They want to get rid of the evidence. They identify potential zombies through purchases. Okay, so, hot sauce, tanning, hair dye. But there are hundreds of names. They learned that I can detect zombies. So now they have me going down the list taking out anyone who sets off my zombie sense.
Did you consider turning down their offer?
They said they'd murder everyone on the list starting with Liv.
I see. That's a tough first offer.
We can get your body covered in reminder tattoos like that dude from Memento.
[Clive brings Agent Bozzio a burrito from the taco truck]
Breakfast taco truck was out of Migas, so I got you a vegetarian.
Sweet. What'd you get?
Chorizo on bacon.
[Bozzio silently switches out her burrito with Clive's]
These quotes come from Wikiquote's IZombie pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
