Oh, I can't. I'm doing another canvass of Pioneer Square.
Swing by when you're done and you can canvass this. And by canvass, I mean have sex with.
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BBonnie
After we started sleeping together. He's so nice and... He'd ask about my job and what was going on in the writers' room. And then a few months ago, he read for the Blue Ranger part in the new Power Rangers movie.
I don't know if he has the range for Blue.
[Clive eats a fresh muffin on the set of Zombie High]
Did you know the donuts at the precinct are all a day-old? That's how civil servants are valued.
Last night, I was watching Zombie High, and now I'm friggin' in it. But only because the star's been murdered. Is there a word that means both cool and awful?
In the 16th century, the word was egregious. Now it just means, 'shockingly bad.' As in, the way Zombie High treats science.
It's not supposed to be a documentary on zombie biology.
Then mission accomplished.
DDirector
Cut! Come on, people. There's only one gunshot. So why are there two squibs?
BBonnie
Standards won't let us get away with that much blood.
The actor who pulled the trigger apparently had no idea he was holding a real weapon.
Who was that?
Wyatt Carver.
[Liv in excitement] Cody! Sorry.
Uh, she's seen every episode. On purpose.
RZRomero Zombie #2
You must be new. Has anyone showed you how zombies walk?
[the Romero Zombie actor holds up his arms and plate, grunting]
Do you know what Mom used to say about you?
"You should've gotten that man's name"?
'Vaughn Du Clark, smartest man in the world until you stroke his ego. Then he's like all the rest.'
[Liv gasps in the school hallway] Oh, my God. That's where Burdick defied principle Henson and went out looking for more ammo. [Liv gasps] And this is the drinking fountain where Burdick first got the news that his foster brother was his actual brother.
[Ravi gasps when he see's the actual dead Burdick] And that's where Burdick died.
What's with you? Why were you all twitchy?
Zombies kinda freak me out.
[Liv finds Ravi in the morgue watching Zombie High]
I thought you hated the show.
[Ravi rolls his eyes] I did. But it's like mental pork rinds. I can't stop!
RZRomero Zombie #2
Hey, hey, without us, there is no Zombie High. It's just... High.
RZRomero Zombie #1
Yeah, where's the mutual respect? You know what'd be fun? A zombie show where a zombie's the star.
That's dumb.
[Liv tells Ravi that Jordan Marsh was trying to star in the new Power Rangers movie before his murder]
If I'm hearing you right, there's going to be another Power Rangers movie!
Ravi took a video of me snoring, and I was on the verge of ripping out every follicle of his facial hair if he hadn't deleted it.
[Ravi next to the two] Steady.
[Blaine looks at the rugged Don E] What happened? You tussle with a Doberman?
One of our client's bodyguards went after Chief by mistake. Oh, he thinks he may have scratched him.
Well, I guess we'll hear soon if all zombie hell breaks loose.
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