David Biel, a resident of the Yesler Mission Men's Shelter. Lately, he's been raising them money at Third and Cherry dressed like this, ringing a bell.
Any idea why someone rang his?
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Did you find the prop gun?
FFitz
Not yet. You can bet it'll be me who gets fired for it, not Numbnuts.
I love the cute little nicknames the crew have for the actors.
There they are. Come on, people. Look alive-ish.
He's playing you.
Please. You can't play a player.
You're too vain to see it. He's blinded you with man-jewelry and the promise of a rock-hard ass.
Well, promise delivered.
[last lines]
[Agent Bozzio sees the sketches of Blaine on Clive's police desk] Who's this?
Uh, a suspect in the Meat Cute Massacre. Why?
I just met him. Two of my missing presumed-dead guys had his phone number on them. This is our guy!
[first lines]
GLGrace LeGare
[a man walks into a school library] Can I help you?
KKyle
I just need to use the computers.
GLGrace LeGare
Do you need the Wi-Fi password?
[about Grace LeGare] So they send her to us. And she might've been categorized a 'respiratory failure' due to 'unknown'. But...
But Ravi figured it out, and he's super desperate for an attaboy.
[Clive hesitates] Attaboy.
What do we know about hemlock?
Well, I believe it was Socrates who said of hemlock, 'I drank what?'
[Liv hugs Peyton after the two realize that Peyton slept with Blaine]
I should, uh, head home and take a Silkwood shower.
Claudius killed Hamlet Sr. with a drop of hemlock in his ear.
[Liv sees Drake while she's on the erotica-brain]
Liv.
[Liv takes a deep breath] God help me.
She wrote erotica, I can barely keep it in my pants.
Then you think about something sacred, like your mum. Or something gross, like Margaret Thatcher. What do American boys think about?
Baseball, I guess?
[Ravi rocks his head up and down] Then think about baseball.
I've been a bad morgue attendant. I'll understand if there are punitive measures.
Liv, did you eat a librarian from a porno?
[Liv and Clive listen to Grace LeGare's pre-release copy of her audiobook]
KBKristen Bell
[Liv and Clive share headphones] 'The Upright Position,' as read by Kristen Bell.
I've always felt a kind of connection to her.
KBKristen Bell
[the audio sample continues] He tore off my scarf, a savage beast in heat. 'You've been a bad little bitch, haven't you?' My breasts heaved against the cool, molded plastic of the airplane's instruments. He pressed his maleness against me. 'Sonja,' he growled, husky with passion. 'I'm gonna show you why they call it a cockpit.'
Have you guys ever wrestled? Stripped down, oiled up, seen who winds up on top?
Have we?
Strangely enough, no.
Night's young.
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