TV show quotes
[last lines]
[Suzuki's wife pays a visit to Clive at the police station] Anyway, after you called, I started poking around. He had a beer fridge, and I found this in the freezer. I didn't know what to make of it. Maybe you will.
[Clive opens the plastic container and finds a piece of brain]
[first lines]
[Major wakes up to an eggs and bacon breakfast in the kitchen] Whoa! Eggs! Mmm. Mmm-mm. [Major sits at the table and speaks to the bacon] What's shakin' bacon?
[as Ravi and Peyton watch] Body Snatchers?
How poetic is it that a barber sends a thug to collect from a guy named Harry? How expensive are haircuts, anyway?
In A Fish Called Wanda, they hid the key in the treasure chest.
We've been pulling bullets out of Mr. Cole all day. We heard you were inches away.
Yards away. Nothing heroic about not getting shot.
Well, did you soil yourself?
No.
[Ravi smiles] Then it's heroic in my book.
Son.
Dad. I'd hope your first visit here would be more... horizontal.
I'm afraid I've got some bad news.
[Angus shoots Chief in the head] Ahh.
You work for me now.
[Blaine talks to Chief's body on the ground] Chief, you had one job.
You're gonna need a bigger box for your employee here.
We usually just chop off the feet. Nobody looks down there.
Thread the needle, baby! That soft grass is nothing, it's nothing.
That pounding in your ears is the sound of your leverage evaporating. I am the new CEO here. You love being human. The food. The sex. You always were a hedonist. You're built for it, so... You'll do what I say, when I say it, or... [inhaling sharply with a slice to Blaine's neck] Back to Zombieland for you.
Not even interested in how I was cured, huh?
Why would I be? Immortality suits me.
(as Liv and Major kiss) Wait, wait, wait, is this happening?
It's happening.
About damn time.
But it won't always be this nauseating, right?
Suffer, bitch.
I've got that lucky feeling tonight, Doc. Give me some good news on the safe sex research.
Oh, nothing certain yet, though I have proven that when you purchase boxes of every brand of condom available at once, the lady at the drugstore counter looks at you funny.
[Liv hums 'The Blue Danube' song while working on a dead body next to Ravi]
[as Liv hums] Did you and Major have sex?
Whoa. Aren't Brits supposed to be repressed? What would Judi Dench say?
She'd say we don't know a lot about the sexual transmission of zombie-ism.
[Clive walks into the morgue and sees a balloon animal on the table]
Is that a balloon animal?
[Ravi smiles] Ah, yeah, clown college. Uh, I'm available for parties.
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