TV show quotes
I killed her, Annie. For what she did to you. To us. You know how much Annie got in the settlement? Report says $50,000. Look at her. You think that's fair? To either of us? I wanted to be an archeologist. See the world. Annie wanted to be a television news reporter. Well, good luck, huh? Now I'm Annie's nurse. Someone's gotta do it, go out in the world, get groceries, make it to the drug store. What'd you tell me, once, Annie? You know how the Elephant Man feels.
A full Romero zombie, Ravi. Dr. Cash had one in captivity. That's gotta be what's in the Max Rager basement.
Wait, how do you know you didn't see a zombie at some cheesy Halloween haunted house? Or on TV?
In case you haven't noticed, our popular culture is quite inundated with zombies.
More brains? Like the brains Mrs. Suzuki gave us? That we tested? And that came back bovine?
Not these. Too big for a cow. Unless this cow's a genius. Cows are large. But their brains are smaller than ours. You ever met a cow? They're dumb.
Okay, impulse. Impulse to incinerate Liv Moore. Oh... [Vaughn groans] Shake it off. Shake it off. Huh.
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[Drake talks to his mother on the phone] Yeah, Ma. Yeah, Ma. Ma, I gotta go.
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[Don E. walks into Blaine's funeral office seeing Blaine unconscious in his chair] Blaine? What is your go-to bagpipe player's name again? I know it's Something McSomething, but... Blaine? [Don E. starts to shake Blaine's body] Come on. Come on, man. Wake up. Wake up! Wake up!
Oh! Hey. What's with the manhandling?
You were unconscious.
Most people call that sleeping, Scott E, but way to add the drama.
It's Don E., Blaine. You just called me Scott E.
Did I? Oh, in my defense, you do look just like him.
What is happening over there?
[as Ravi tries to lift up his bottle of beer] I literally can't lift my arms. Why did I get all the boxes of books?
Because you made me carry the furniture all by myself.
[Ravi holds a brain in his hands] Peyton, what a pleasant surprise. If I had known you'd be dropping by, I would've worn my less bloody lab coat.
Never visiting you at work again.
Remember the episode when Ross and Rachel break up because she's a zombie who wants to solve murder cases?
Mmm. That was so us.
Anything about Hong Kong suppliers? Or shipment schedules?
No.
Hmm. Cassidy said she knew every criminal thing Nick was involved with. Maybe just start with that.
I'm gonna start with throwing this frickin' plate across the room if you don't step the hell off.
Please, try and rent the apartment across the hall.
So we can be like the friends from Friends?
Oh! Yes!
Fantastic idea! Peyton is Monica-esque. [Ravi looks at Liv] You're clearly a Rachel. Type-A. Relationship drama.
Did that dancer just accept a tip with her butt cheeks? That's just... I mean, how does she even know how much he gave her?
Oh, she knows.
We should wait until she gets off work and follow her.
Should we sit at the tip rail or do you want to grab a table?
I meant wait in the car.
Maybe try closing your eyes. Focus on the phrase, 'Stash house.' 'Stash house.' 'Stash house.' 'Stash house.'
It's not about focusing, okay? It's not Pop-A-Shot.
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