[Ravi picks up one high heel] Bad news. One of our eye witnesses is dead... [Ravi picks up the other high heel] ... And the other is not talking.
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[Peyton and Liv on stripper-brain pay a visit to the amnesiac Blaine at the funeral home]
Can I interest you ladies in a cup of decaf java? Organic, fair trade, shade-grown, barely discernible carbon footprint.
There's going to be a discernible carbon footprint on your ass if you don't cut the crap.
[a detective walks in on Liv at the morgue as she listens to her music]
[the detective turns off the radio] Gonna lose a hand turning off a girl's music like that.
[Lorelei crying uncontrollably] Is this chick crying because her granny is finding out she's a stripper? You're being questioned in a murder case because you're a suspect. Oh, my God. It's like a frickin' Adele concert in here. More information. Less tears and snot.
Lorelei, we need to know what happened the night Cassidy was killed. Were you with Nick when he left the club?
[Liv and Clive leave the room] That was like interrogating a puddle.
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Pasty-ass ho.
You wanna go? I will kick you right back to the trailer park where you used to make out with your uncle.
Nick's our guy. His ankle monitor puts him at the time and place of the murder. We'll use it to track him down and arrest him.
Why can't they all be this easy?
[Ravi puts his thumbs up] Hooray for dumb criminals.
This is how you trigger a vision?
Yeah. No matter what brain I'm on, I just sit on some strange knuckle-nut's lap and 'Poof,' vision!
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But I was all Stand By Your Man and crap.
Uh, I didn't know you were home. I was looking for my nail clippers.
Be honest, man. When I leave the house, you like to try on my clothes just to feel close to me.
Sometimes.
[to Clive] Holy crap. I think I just willed myself a pizza. This way, pizza boy. Mama wants some pepperoni.
How do you not have any food in your car?
Because you already ate two granola bars and my emergency almonds.
(to Clive on the phone) Do I need to get, 'I'll tell you if I have a vision' tattooed on my forehead?
It's a lap dance. Low mileage. No knee to groin contact. I'm your best friend.
Yeah. That's why this is awkward.
So, with some other girl it would be fine? Wait. Do you not find me attractive?
Does it help for me to mention this isn't really you?
[Liv and Peyton enter the bathroom] Hey! You in the stall! You're gonna flick me in the grill with your cheap-ass wannabe-Ariana-Grande clip-on and then just hide in the bathroom?
Did that bitch just flick me in the face with her pony tail?
I think it was an accident.
It is on. I'm gonna smack the wet 'n' wild right off her face!
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