Aren't you seeing Steph?
Well, I, uh, I ended it.
Maybe this was a bad idea, moving in.
No, no, no, no, no, no, stay. I'm an idiot. Maybe I've been drinking? No, it's just the idiocy.
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You have quite the voice.
I was lead tenor in my grade school choir. Hmm. Second lead, and then Tommy Fitzpatrick had an unfortunate fall. So clumsy, that kid.
[Liv and Clive make an arrest by exposing a magic trick]
Normally we bring witnesses down to the station to take statements.
[Liv smiles] Where's the magic in that?
I used to be a real wand hand until I realized it didn't help me with the ladies.
So you moved onto video games and forensic pathology? [Ravi hesitates] Hey, uh, Clive and I have to go question a magician after his show tonight You want to come?
[Ravi hangs his head in disappointment] I wish. I have a date.
[Liv squints her eyes at Ravi]
[Liv and Blaine break into Agent Bozzio's house while she's at the gym]
Dale left with her gym bag. I'd say we have about an hour.
Uh... I'd say 90 minutes. You don't get that ass in an hour-a-day.
Here, take this.
[Peyton looks at the card] A free car wash?
Whoops, wrong card. I don't think our relationship is quite at that level yet.
So, what do you say? Team up with me. Stop a zombie killer, maybe save a few lives? Have a few laughs?
I don't think so.
Okay, let me put it to you in Liv-speak. Some of these missing zombies have families and are 'nice people.' And more 'nice people' are going to go missing unless you and I do something about it. Look, we know things the FBI doesn't. So we're ahead of the curve. Help me, Zombie-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope.
This doesn't change the fact that you still sicken me.
[Blaine smiles] Wouldn't be me if I didn't.
This flower had color and could bloom once. And yet death, blind to the beauty of all living things, even one as vibrant as this, has swept over it, wrenching it closer to the ground. Until it breaks.
So, is that a 'yes,' you want a quesadilla or no?
[Ravi and Liv follow the new lead of magicians Smoak and Meers]
Hashtag, 'I think we have a new lead.'
Don't do that.
I got the brains. We both got the looks. Let's make lots of money.
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[Gilda finds Liv in their kitchen, as Liv downs a bottle of hot sauce out of the fridge] Good morning, stranger. Hangover cure?
Just a weird craving. At least it's not hollandaise sauce, right?
[Gilda taste tests the bubblegum and yellow Super Max flavors]
[Gilda exhales] Ugh. Mystery solved. Yellow represents its urine flavor. Can you register some concern with my news? You had me move in with her, so you wouldn't get blind-sided by this sort of thing.
Stay on task, sweetie.
[Gilda coughs at the second sample] Go with the urine-flavor.
What if you have a vision of having sex with Clive? You might see his O-face!
Really? That's where your mind goes?
I bet it's super angry. [Ravi makes an angry 'O' face]
Oh, yeah. Clive is a huge Game of Thrones fan. You want to really set him off?
Yes, please!
Ask him what George R.R. Martin is doing right now.
[Ravi gasps] We don't know this man at all. Maybe he is a murderer. We should check his basement for human remains.
Hey, would it be weird if I got Minor a tiny Seahawks jersey and on the back it said, 'Ruff L. Wilson'?
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