CDetective Cavanaugh
If this case were any easier, I'd have slept with it in college.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Clive plays piano?
Beautifully. He's got one in his living room. You've never been to his place?
Nope.
Clive has a strict church and state policy with regards to his work and personal life.
Wait! Who is this? Where's Dr. Irving?
Oh, lab accident. Dr. Lockett's getting his big break.
[scoffs] They're like drummers for Spinal Tap.
So, the thought of a zombie who works for the police and hates you, finding out we're killing zombies really isn't worth worrying about?
Okay, so you really think she's going to go to all her cop buddies, and say, 'Hey, everyone! Zombies exist!' 'Let's go arrest all those guys who rid the world of zombies.' Please.
Maybe. Or maybe she just gets hungry one night and decides to eat you.
I'm going to plead temporary insanity.
Hey. A little jealousy makes a guy feel wanted.
[Major gets a late night text] Little late for a text, isn't it?
But let's not overplay it.
[jealous-brain Liv goes through Major's phone late at night]
[narrating] This isn't you, Liv. It's the brain. You know this. Put the phone down and get back in bed. You don't know his pass code, anyway. Or maybe this is a sign.
You have a safe in your closet?
You're back.
I didn't like how we left things, so I came back to apologize. When did you get the safe?
I got it when a giant zombie broke into my place last year.
Who's the bitch using your shower?
Uh...
Or did you suddenly switch to Sinful Diva shampoo? 'For the shine that gets him to notice you'?
Oh. That's Ravi's. Smell it.
[Liv smells the shampoo] It does smell like Ravi.
She was a badge bunny.
A what?
A badge bunny. A woman who sleeps with cops. Something about the badge turns them on.
[Ravi whispers to himself] I have a badge.
As I know you've already redecorated my office in your mind, you can only hope.
I'll be going with a mid-century vibe. Desk facing north. Warhol originals. Your Elon Musk Bobble-head in the trash.
[Gilda sarcastically chuckles while walking away]
All she wanted to talk about was my job. She wanted details on the cases. She wanted me wearing my holster when we were, uh, intimate. She wanted to hold my gun. [Ravi prepares to make a comment when Clive silences him off] Mmm-mmm.
This one's clearly photoshopped. Clive's hands aren't white.
At this point, anything's possible.
How'd she get your gun?
Stolen from my place the night before her murder.
She wanted to have something you touched against her skin.
Whose side are you on?
I'm Julie Walker and this tall drink of water is my fiance.
Shawrama Parachanchetabarka.
[Liv continues speaking] We just started wedding planning.
So, Fatal Attraction brain.
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