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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Dad, we missed the bus! Can you give me a ride to school?

[grunts] He got me! The scruffy stowaway hijacked my truck! He must have been hiding in the empty boxes I picked up at the pet store! [kicks a box] (Sorry, what were you saying, Annie?)

(Uh, never mind.) Looks like we're walking. Come on, Pony. You made me late, you have to walk with me.

Hey, you know I'm no good with things that pop. Balloons, bubbles, that guy's head in that horror movie…

Hey, guys, need a ride?

[whispering] It's Beatrice.

Oh, come on, she's not so bad. Let's just be nice to her. I'm sure she won't…

[squeezing Pony] Squeeze! You are so adorable! I love cats and dogs and birds and chinchillas, but especially horses!

[Pony is trying to open a foldable chair grunting.]

Look, I found dad's old tent! Help me figure out how to put it up.

[grunting] As soon as I get this bear trap open.

It's not a bear trap, it's a camp chair.

Pretty sure it's a trap.

Are you sure it's okay with the school for Pony to go on the camping trip?

[with his head stuck inside the camping chair] I'm a chaperone!

No, you're not!

It's definitely okay. It's a nature weekend, and he loves nature!

And nature loves me, we're old friends. It'll be great to catch up! I can't wait!

Fine, it'll be nice to have some peace and quiet around here for a change.

This trip is going to be so great, everybody's going! Clara, Gerry, Heston. We'll probably stay up late telling ghost stories! Do I know a ghost story? I need to learn a ghost story.

[The doors lock them out]

[sighs] Another place we're banned from.

This means we can go on the camping trip after all!

I don't see how, everybody's tents are ruined.

Not everyone's tent. [Annie and her friends go camping at a campsite] This is the life, I love connecting with nature.

There's room in the hot tub.

[throws his cotton candy] My turn! [runs to the hot tub] Cannonball!

Don't do it!

No!

[Pony cannonballs in the tub and the water splashes on everyone.]

We need a new chaperone.

[from inside] Pony, why would you ever…?! [grunts] Oh, my god! Pony!!

What did you do?

I'll tell you when you're older.

Tell me now!

You'll just get mad and throw lettuce at me like Dad did.

So it was something to do with lettuce, so something with Dad?

Will you please tell me what you did?

Annie, Pony! Check out my cool trick! [slides then falls]

[whispers] What should we do?

[whispers] I don't know, clap? [she and Pony do so]

Oh, stop. I'm still working on it, okay? What are you guys up to?

Not much. We had to leave the house kind of suddenly, so here we are.

What happened? [Pony whispers in his ear] Eww… Is that even possible? Maybe you should come live with me from now on.

Might be best.

Unicorns can fly?

Probably, but come on. We need to save our court. There’s a whole line of kids waiting to meet you. Let’s go back and make them happy! What do ya say? (Pony?) [sees Pony outside]

Unicorns can fly! [jumps off and does tricks] Oh, yeah! Woo!

Stand back, Annie! I got this! Mind power! [later gets run over] It was going a lot faster before I ponied it.

I was wrong! Your plan was not fine!

I told you it wasn’t ready!

Now I remember why I make the plans!

Okay, okay. I’ll make a better one.

Pony, whose boat is this?

Carl and… [to the woman] (What was your name again?)

WWoman

(It's) Leanne.

(Thanks for that.) [back to Annie] It's Carl and Leanne's boat. [whispers] They're on a date.

If we're not allowed in, we'll have to break him out.

I’ll bust the door down. Stand back. Hang on. Let me try again. Phew! This is harder than it looks.

I didn't know you can change a flat tire.

There's a lot you don't know about me, Annie.

Really, like what?

Well, for example, did you know I can change a flat tire?

Yes. You just said that.

Oh, then we're up to date.

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