Beatrice quotes from It's Pony

[logs in] First, yes! [Heston logs in] Heston, it's just me and you, dude, the bros, guys in the house. What do you wanna talk about?

[logs in] Hi, guys.

[disappointed] Oh, hi, Clara.

[logs in] Of course he's gonna bite if you hold him like that. Hi, everyone. Where's Annie?

Hospital, probably. Last time I saw her, Pony totally wrecked her.

I saw Pony release a wild animal on her.

I saw him flooding the place. It was insane.

I don't know how she deals with it.

OMG! Are you crazy? I would love to have a pony. He is so adorable.

Better her than me.

A glutton for punishment.

Annie

Oh, hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. What were you talking about?

Nothing.

Pony.

Annie

Huh? (Oh, well.)

So… looks pretty quiet in there.

Annie

Yeah, Pony's not here. I told him I had to do this homework, so he went to visit a friend.

Uh… what friend, o-one of his friends or one of yours?

Annie

Hmm. Well, he didn't say.

Think, Annie. Where could he be going? It's important. My family's hosting a big fundraising lunch.

Annie

Well, (before he left,) he did say he was hungry.

[panicked] Hungry? Really? Then he knows! Everybody out! Move it! Pack it up! Go, go, go! Everyone to the safe house! (I'll call you back!) [signs off]

Annie

Guys, can you all just stop panicking? Look, can we just… Heston, did you leave home?

Uh, no. Just another one of my awesome computer backgrounds. Definitely not hiding my new computer from Pony.

Annie

Wow, that's a very realistic one. It looks like you're in an alley.

[laughs] Why would I go to an alley to hide my new computer from Pony?

Who are those guys?

Oh, those guys? Th-th-they come with the background.

Hmm… He didn't go to Clara's, he didn't go to Brian's, he didn't go to Heston's. That must mean... [gasps] It's happening! I gotta go now, Annie! Signing out, bye!

Annie

Um, Beatrice, I'm still here.

What? Uh, no, nothing to see here. Go! [signs off for real]

Annie

Dad, we missed the bus! Can you give me a ride to school?

George

[grunts] He got me! The scruffy stowaway hijacked my truck! He must have been hiding in the empty boxes I picked up at the pet store! [kicks a box] (Sorry, what were you saying, Annie?)

Annie

(Uh, never mind.) Looks like we're walking. Come on, Pony. You made me late, you have to walk with me.

Pony

Hey, you know I'm no good with things that pop. Balloons, bubbles, that guy's head in that horror movie…

Hey, guys, need a ride?

Pony

[whispering] It's Beatrice.

Annie

Oh, come on, she's not so bad. Let's just be nice to her. I'm sure she won't…

[squeezing Pony] Squeeze! You are so adorable! I love cats and dogs and birds and chinchillas, but especially horses!