Pony quotes from It's Pony

Annie

Will you please tell me what you did?

Annie, Pony! Check out my cool trick! [slides then falls]

Pony

[whispers] What should we do?

Annie

[whispers] I don't know, clap? [she and Pony do so]

Oh, stop. I'm still working on it, okay? What are you guys up to?

Annie

Not much. We had to leave the house kind of suddenly, so here we are.

What happened? [Pony whispers in his ear] Eww… Is that even possible? Maybe you should come live with me from now on.

Pony

Might be best.

Pony

Unicorns can fly?

Annie

Probably, but come on. We need to save our court. There’s a whole line of kids waiting to meet you. Let’s go back and make them happy! What do ya say? (Pony?) [sees Pony outside]

Pony

Unicorns can fly! [jumps off and does tricks] Oh, yeah! Woo!

Annie

I was wrong! Your plan was not fine!

Pony

I told you it wasn’t ready!

Annie

Now I remember why I make the plans!

Pony

Okay, okay. I’ll make a better one.

Annie

Pony, whose boat is this?

Pony

Carl and… [to the woman] (What was your name again?)

(It's) Leanne.

Pony

(Thanks for that.) [back to Annie] It's Carl and Leanne's boat. [whispers] They're on a date.

Annie

If we're not allowed in, we'll have to break him out.

Pony

I’ll bust the door down. Stand back. Hang on. Let me try again. Phew! This is harder than it looks.

George

Hold up. Pony. Pony? Pony!

Pony

[crushes the melons and the pea carefully] What's next?

Annie

I didn't know you can change a flat tire.

Pony

There's a lot you don't know about me, Annie.

Annie

Really, like what?

Pony

Well, for example, did you know I can change a flat tire?

Annie

Yes. You just said that.

Pony

Oh, then we're up to date.

Annie

Pony, you did it! (You saved my life… and the truck.)

Pony

Didn't need a piano.

Annie

[hugs Pony] Ohh...

George

Annie! Ah, you're safe. (Come to Daddy. Were you scared?)

Helen

Thanks, Pony. That was amazing. You saved Annie.

Pony

Does that you (or mostly Dad) won't make me live in the dumpster with Old Barry?

George

What? (Why would you say that?)

Annie

We're afraid you were gonna get rid of Pony because he wasn't useful.

Helen

We would never do that. (Especially your father, Annie.) Pony's a part of the family.

George

[to Pony] (She's right. Just because I got mad at you at being useless, it doesn't mean I'll get rid of you.) Besides, you might not be that good of looking after melons, but... you pretty good of looking my girl, so that's one thing.

Pony

♪ Today's the day, so get there early. ♪ [taps the truck] ♪ Don't miss out on Swirly Shirley. ♪

Annie

Swirly Shirley is the most delicious milkshake ever created, and it's only sold one day of the year.

George

Never heard of it.

Annie

You must have at least heard the song. Pony's been singing it all day.

Pony

♪ If your hair is straight or curly.

♪ ...Swirly Shirley. ♪

George

That's Pony? I thought that was a busted radio.

Annie

He's stuck on repeat.

Helen

It's been a while since we had a day at the mall.

George

A day? I don't wanna spend the whole day there.

Helen

Oh, no, me neither. A card for Mrs. Okaba, and that's it. Maybe a few samples at the food court.

George

Ah, then we will be there all day.

Pony

♪ Whirly, today's the day, so get there early. ♪

Annie

Where is it, where is it?!

Pony

♪ Like your milkshake- ♪

Annie

There! It's right there at the other end! We have to get all the way to here. This place is a maze of distractions. This may be the hardest thing we've ever had to do.

Pony

Huh, not the hardest thing we've had to do.

Annie

And we've got 8 minutes left! We're the best. Quick, let's drink it and get back.

Pony

No, no, stop, don't rush it. We need to savor the Swirly Shirley.

Annie

Then let's go back to the truck first and enjoy it there.

Pony

Okay, good plan, let's go. ♪ Get yourself a Swirly Shirley ♪

Annie

How can you possibly sleep through this racket?

Pony

[yawning] I find it soothing. If anything, I'm sleeping better since she started.

Annie

Of all the instruments Marti could take up, the tuba?

Pony

It’s like a whale is singing me a lullaby.

Annie

This is driving me crazy! I need sleep. Oh, maybe it's quieter in Mom and Dad's room.

Students, you've all been working hard, so for first period today, we have some very special guests.

Annie

[sighs] A whole hour of sleep.

Here to inspire and entertain you, the Horn Identity.

Pony

[to Annie] I'm in a band.

I love this song.

Annie

That was awesome. I feel totally better.

Pony

Oh, good…

George

Oh, Helen, I don't feel so good.

Pony

Why is everyone so busy on Valentine's Day?

Annie

Not everyone. If everyone was busy, then Ramiro wouldn’t make us… That’s it! If Ramiro had Valentine’s Day plans, there wouldn’t be a school dance. All of our problems would be solved.

Pony

Plans? Like a date?

Annie

Exactly. Now who’s a good match for a lonely principal?

Pony

How about Mr. Pancks?

Annie

Maybe not.

Pony

Dave?

Annie

Nah.

Hey, Pony.

Pony

Hi, Dave. Mr. Underwood?

Annie

Nah.

Pony

This guy? (Oh, wait.)

Annie

That's Dad. Oh, we're never going to find someone to take Ramiro on a Valentine’s Date.

Pony

Don't give up Annie love is right around the corner.

Pony

Do you hear music?

Annie

Pony, can you believe this? I think she likes him. Let's make this happen. Come on. Hey, Mr Gravlax. So what are you doing for Valentine's Day?

Oh, yeah, I got a big date.

Uh.

With my fishing rod.

Yeah. Taking Dora out to sea.

[disappointed] Uh.

Dora's the name of my boat.

Annie

[gasping] You should ask Principal Ramiro out on a date.

Oh, I'm not that good at asking folks out on dates.