Cannibalism? Racism? Dude that's not for us...those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We're just here to eat some dude!
“Mac & Dennis: Manhunters” · Season 4, Episode 1
In this episode: Charlie Kelly (3), Frank Reynolds (3), Sweet Dee Reynolds (2), Dennis Reynolds (1), Mac McDonald (1)
Don't even joke about hunting no man.
Who's joking? I'm not joking.
Oh yeah? Well, I was hunted once. I'd just came back from 'Nam. I was hitching through Oregon and some cop started harassing me. Next thing you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods! I had to take 'em all out--it was a bloodbath!
[everyone pauses awkwardly]
That's 'Rambo', dude.
What?
You just described the plot of 'Rambo'.
[Mac, Dennis, and Charlie all agree at once]
Yeah, and come to think of it, that's not the first time you've described your life in the way of John Rambo's life.
Frank: Hey street rat!
Hey! I killed a deer, I should get to eat it. That's the natural order.
Wait, you shot a deer?
That's right! A ten point buck!
[Frank mimes firing a rifle]
Pt'ew! Right between his soulful little eyes.
I don't think I can handle it if we're cannibals and racists.
Frank. Frank. Hey, Frank.
Hey, man. Hey, Frankie!
Hey, Frank, good to see you!
Good to see you, man. Hey, look, can you get us some more of that human meat?
Bodies, please!
Are you still going on about the meat? I didn't feed you human meat. It was a raccoon.
What?
What?
You ate raccoon meat. I told you it was people because I wanted to freak you out, because you're stealing my food.
No! No, no. No, no. Then why am I always hungry? And stomach pains? And nothing satisfies the hunger?
You probably got a tapeworm. That coon meat is lousy with parasites.
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