Don't even joke about hunting no man.
Who's joking? I'm not joking.
Oh yeah? Well, I was hunted once. I'd just came back from 'Nam. I was hitching through Oregon and some cop started harassing me. Next thing you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods! I had to take 'em all out--it was a bloodbath!
[everyone pauses awkwardly]
That's 'Rambo', dude.
What?
You just described the plot of 'Rambo'.
[Mac, Dennis, and Charlie all agree at once]
Yeah, and come to think of it, that's not the first time you've described your life in the way of John Rambo's life.
Frank: Hey street rat!
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