Frank. Frank. Hey, Frank.
Hey, man. Hey, Frankie!
Hey, Frank, good to see you!
Good to see you, man. Hey, look, can you get us some more of that human meat?
Bodies, please!
Are you still going on about the meat? I didn't feed you human meat. It was a raccoon.
What?
What?
You ate raccoon meat. I told you it was people because I wanted to freak you out, because you're stealing my food.
No! No, no. No, no. Then why am I always hungry? And stomach pains? And nothing satisfies the hunger?
You probably got a tapeworm. That coon meat is lousy with parasites.
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