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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 2, Episode 2

Ari Frankel and Frank in “The Gang Goes Jihad”

Ari Frankel

Your wife says she's afraid of you. I'm here for the dog.

Frank

Oh. That woman is amazing! She is amazing! You just met her; she's already got you running errands for her. She's good. She is good!

Ari Frankel

Just go get the dog.

Frank

I don't have the dog.

Ari Frankel

So you've been in here tearing apart pillows and... pooping... on the floor?

Frank

[long pause] Yes.

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